Cincinnati Reds (2026 Season Thread)

[Jaxbuck]

I saw this one for players with more than 150 plate appearances. 5 of the 6 worst hitters in baseball.

Again, if I was that bad at my chosen profession...I like to think I'd have the dignity and self respect to just go find another line of work.

I mean for fucks sake man...17?!

To put it in perspective, that's only 17 more than me and I didn't even play.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Again, if I was that bad at my chosen profession...I like to think I'd have the dignity and self respect to just go find another line of work.

I mean for fucks sake man...17?!

To put it in perspective, that's only 17 more than me and I didn't even play.

$80 million for 7 years. Do you know how good it feels to fail ahead like that? It's fucking fantastic!

 

[Jagdaddy]

The vortex of suck will create a blackhole that will consume the entire universe.

On the bright side, maybe we can use it as a MAD weapon against AI if shit gets real.

 

[Jagdaddy]

I saw this one for players with more than 150 plate appearances. 5 of the 6 worst hitters in baseball.

As a Coloradan, despite this, they’re still 15 games ahead of the Rockies, who are not as bad as they were last year, in the standings …

 

[Bestbuck36]

As a Coloradan, despite this, they’re still 15 games ahead of the Rockies, who are not as bad as they were last year, in the standings …

We'll trade you Noelvi Marte, TJ Friedl and KeBrayan Hayes for Hunter Goodwin.

 

[Jaxbuck]

We'll trade you Noelvi Marte, TJ Friedl and KeBrayan Hayes for Hunter Goodwin.

Or some sunflower seeds.

Whichever

 

[Jagdaddy]

We'll trade you Noelvi Marte, TJ Friedl and KeBrayan Hayes for Hunter Goodwin.

If you’ll take the Monfort brothers as well, it’s a deal.