Cincinnati Reds 2020 Season (useless twatwaffles in the playoffs)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Came out aggressive vs Frieds fastball but then Fried went to off speed more. So how do the reds respond? By hacking more...smart

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Dumb mother fucker. Either fucking run or stop. Don't fucking slow down.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Starting pitching is good enough to keep it close for the first 6 innings or so but the bullpen and offense are as cringeworthy as an excessively toothy blowjob.

Doubt they win a game.

ahem

 

[brodybuck21]

Another chance

 

[brodybuck21]

Hahahahahaah

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

bruh

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So they are officially headed down to Atlanta for a Deliverance reenactment.

Starting pitching is good enough to keep it close for the first 6 innings or so but the bullpen and offense are as cringeworthy as an excessively toothy blowjob.

Doubt they win a game.

I demand an analogy for their baserunning ineptitude!

 

[brodybuck21]

Dumbest team in MLB

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My wife insists that it is not okay to use the term "mongoloids" to refer to the Reds. I insist that if she fucking watched them she would change her mind. What a bunch of dumbfucks.

 

[TooTall]

The base running decisions in the 7th:

 

[brodybuck21]

Thoughts on your team's execution?

I'm in favor of it

 

[Tanner]

I shed a single tear watching them try the little league 1st and 3rd rundown play

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I shed a single tear watching them try the little league 1st and 3rd rundown play

I always told my dad when teams do that we should have the catcher rear back and throw it really hard to the pitcher to make the kid on third think he was throwing it to second. He never tried it.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Here comes the bullpen.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I've watched 0 Reds games this year. I imagine the Reds manager has watched more than that....but sometimes I wonder. So you would think he would know better than me what the current situation calls for. And yet here I am....watching your best pitcher strike out double digit batters, while the offense hasn't scored a run. And he's taken out of the game to bring in a bullpen pitcher.

There's no fucking chance they win this. The only hope was Bauer keeps striking fools out, and the Braves throw a ball into the stands while there's some dumb baserunning going on.