Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm reminded of the maxim, "If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole". Sure seems like everyone the Pirates play are assholes....

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bauer trade thoughts;

It all comes down to how much a person values Trammel. Personally he seemed like another in the unending conga line of 4th OF's this franchise cranks out of the minors so I don't actually see this trade as a bad thing (other than the given certainty that something will go horribly wrong).

Bauer will net you a comp draft pick or be trade bait next year. It's just turning inventory imo and the rotation should be pretty solid next year. So they have that going for them. Which is nice.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

And for everyone's viewing pleasure....Jomboy's breakdown of the shenanigans:

 

[Jaxbuck]

Amir Garret and Puig are two large style human beings.

 

[Jaxbuck]

And for everyone's viewing pleasure....Jomboy's breakdown of the shenanigans:

Chris Archer situation

 

[Dryden]

Amir Garrett telling his coach, 'Get someone up cause I'm 'bout to run into their dugout and throw haymakers,' is the highlight of the season.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Amir Garrett telling his coach, 'Get someone up cause I'm 'bout to run into their dugout and throw haymakers,' is the highlight of the season.

Might be the highlight of the century for the Reds

That was a grown ass man move right there

 

[Bucklion]

Yeah that was Pirate bitch mode.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Oh....and I can't wait to see how Bell and Bauer play together. A manager who doesn't give a fuck what his pitcher thinks + a pitcher who doesn't give a fuck about anything. We might get a brawl on the mound between these two assholes.

 

[Bucklion]

Might be the highlight of the century for the Reds

That was a grown ass man move right there

Only problem was he missed...if he had landed that first one that Punky Brewster looking fuck would still be identifying jaw parts

 

[Bucklion]

Oh....and I can't wait to see how Bell and Bauer play together. A manager who doesn't give a fuck what his pitcher thinks + a pitcher who doesn't give a fuck about anything. We might get a brawl on the mound between these two assholes.

Bauer will just throw a heater into the opposing dugout before Garrett charges next time

 

[Jaxbuck]

Only problem was he missed...if he had landed that first one that Punky Brewster looking fuck would still be identifying jaw parts

I am sorry for all humanity that he missed but he had intent which is good enough for me. That was no baseball push and shove, someone hold me back bitch move.

The man told the opposing dugout he would deal with them in a minute, then charged solo and began dealing blows.

Woody bless Amir Garrett.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Tanner]

Symborski from fgraps thinking it's a reasonable deal for the Redlegs makes me more positive about it