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Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

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Tanner said:
Hilarious that they finally have good starting pitching (second best starter e.ra in baseball) and they still aren't good.
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Tanner said:
Hilarious that they finally have good starting pitching (second best starter e.ra in baseball) and they still aren't good.
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And honestly, though I love to bash the Reds as much or more than the next guy, I looked the other day and this team has a +21 run differential (147/126.) But they were still 6 games under .500. Even the offense is doing it’s part (sometimes.) And that’s the key word. Sometimes. This team will kick the ever loving shit out of the Marlins and they’ll put runs up against the Giants. But they will fail and fail and fail some more, miserably, against any team with a roster, or a manager. It’s a puzzle of buffoonery. A plethora of ineptitude. An abundance of asshattery. This team is fucked from the inside. It’s a cancer that isn’t being cured. They are doomed. Destined to fall flat on their deformed, botched by circumcisions gone wrong, skin grafted stubs.
 
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Wonderful example of these dipshit baseball managers over managing in the game tonight and it was Bochy, not our mongoloid.

  • Bottom 4, Giants SP is at 85 pitches and they tie the game up.
  • Man on 3rd, 0 outs 3-3 game
  • numbnuts lifts his SP for a PH
  • SP had a bad first inning but had settled down and was pitching well
  • SP (Samardjizawhatever) is a good hitter and already had a hit today

Why the fuck get into your bullpen in the 5th inning? Just stupid and predictably the PH did nothing and the BP pitcher gave up a home run to the first batter he faced.

You want to speed up the pace of play, take the pencils and lineup cards away from these over managing buffoons.
 
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Winker plays a Dunnian left field but with an OBP that hovers at .300 and just a smidge less power than the Donkey had.

Not quite sure where anyone sees a useful ballplayer that can't even play LF effectively and makes an out nearly 70% of the time he comes to the plate but I don't have the bona fides of the Reds braintrust.
 
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Puig reminds me of Les Miles.

One glance into that bovine stare and you know there is something going on in their head but it isn't what most of us would identify as intelligent thought.

It's more like a cocktail that's two parts testosterone and one part childlike naivety but without any adult intelligence or logic to help with the decision making.

They are the kind of guy that caused the costume industry to put warning labels on capes letting us know that the cape does not enable the wearer to fly.
 
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There are the Reds we all know and dread.

Finding a way to lose

Votto is done. Senzel isn't a CF'er and Winker is a light hitting DH.

Hitting will get better but pitching will come back to earth.

will be the 5th straight last place finish in NL Central. Bang up job this ownership team does. really first rate.
 
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