Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Jaxbuck]

Michael Lorenzen is the Gerbil Peppers of baseball.

Uses his athleticism to be ferociously average at multiple positions.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They just walked Winker to get to Puig

tell me what kind of a steaming dung heap the league thinks you are when that happens

EDIT

That bitch is going to try and act like he was HBP, the will replay and make him get back in the box to K

he is absolutely worthless

 

[brodybuck21]

This team isnt good at hitting

 

[brodybuck21]

Hahaha

 

[Jaxbuck]

Iglesias keeps flipping sliders up there and the good hitters are going to pound it

 

[Jaxbuck]

Winker has to do it

Not Votto. Not Suarez. Not Puig.

Winker

 

[brodybuck21]

Winker has to do it

Not Votto. Not Suarez. Not Puig.

Winker

I literally walked out of the room right before winker at bat...fucker

 

[Jaxbuck]

When they call Senzel up, I hope he remembers his infielders glove.

Suarez is a complete flash in the pan and will need replaced soon. League has figured his dumb ass out.

You aren't going to last long (in any normal organization) at the MLB level behind in the count in almost every AB because you like to watch fastballs and swing at off speed shit.

This new hitting coach is a fucking disaster

 

[brodybuck21]

Bats are afraid

 

[Jaxbuck]

The things I have to come on here and say to get these fuckers to hit

 

[brodybuck21]

If these bums could save one of these HR for when they have risp thatd be great

 

[brodybuck21]

Castillo is good at pitching

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Castillo is good at pitching

....for a Red.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Jose Peraza is, as we all know, utterly worthless on a baseball diamond with a bat in his hand.

He has more RBI this year than Joey Votto

 

[Jaxbuck]

The corpse of Todd Frazier comes back from the dead to stick it in their ass.

Fitting.