Cincinnati Reds 2019 season (Black Hole)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

8-13? Tad close to the sun, don't ya think, Icarus?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Kemp out for a while with broken rib

https://www.mlb.com/reds/news/matt-kemp-injured-list-broken-rib

LF wall for Reds April MVP

 

[brodybuck21]

nice to see the Reds beat a team with a pulse last night. tried to blow it but held on 7-6

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

.201 team batting average on 4/24. Somehow even worse with RISP at .198.

 

[brodybuck21]

.201 team batting average on 4/24. Somehow even worse with RISP at .198.

the combined bat avg of our OF going into yesterday was under .170 i believe

 

[Jaxbuck]

Their shittastic team defense was on full display last night. They somehow won in spite of it.

Weak hitting, mediocre pitching and bad defense is no way to build a team Bob.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cover the children's eyes.

Roark is about to get worked like a Tijuana sex mule.

 

[Bucklion]

Cover the children's eyes.

Roark is about to get worked like a Tijuana sex mule.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Think we could get Castro's kid to take Puig back to Cuba?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Think we could get Castro's kid to take Puig back to Cuba?

Take the whole damn team for all I care.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Take the whole damn team for all I care.

They are the Reds and Cuba is still a bunch of commies

You may be on to something

 

[brodybuck21]

schebler = lmao

 

[Jake]

Cover the children's eyes.

Roark is about to get worked like a Tijuana sex mule.

Or worse, a judge's horse in Pennsylvania.

 

[Bestbuck36]

As fucking seriously awful as this roster is, I'm starting to be a believer in Castillo. Guy knows how to pitch for sure.

Now the rest of the shit show?

 

[Jaxbuck]

As fucking seriously awful as this roster is, I'm starting to be a believer in Castillo. Guy knows how to pitch for sure.

Now the rest of the shit show?

Everey country and region have their own dialect of the Spanish language.

I believe in Cuba "Puig" means "Carlos Gonzales".

He is cock flavored lollipop kind of useless.