Cincinnati Reds 2018 season (It's that time of year again)

[Jaxbuck]

The Cincinnati Asselstines

They should be required to change the name.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Suarez is in possession of the only intact set of balls on this whole team.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Nice game, Duvall.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nice game, Duvall.

Second 0-5 in a row for Scooter

me thinks he may be coming back to earth like a Chinese satellite

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Second 0-5 in a row for Scooter

me thinks he may be coming back to earth like a Chinese satellite

Satellite? Not sure how you spelled Asselstine wrong this time.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Somehow they managed to win their second game of the year

 

[brodybuck21]

Winker looking pretty good in leadoff spot

 

[brodybuck21]

Did schebler have his arm amputated yet?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Winker looking pretty good in leadoff spot

.476 OBP compared to Hamilton's .238 but Bob likes Billy 'cause he's fast like Drew Stubbs was...and like Willy Taveras and Corey Patterson

 

[brodybuck21]

.476 OBP compared to Hamilton's .238 but Bob likes Billy 'cause he's fast like Drew Stubbs was...and like Willy Taveras and Corey Patterson

Oh God I'd forgotten about corey fucking patterson...(shudder)

 

[Jaxbuck]

Did schebler have his arm amputated yet?

Would it really matter?

Anyone with even one arm is an improvement over half this staff.

 

[brodybuck21]

Winker
Suarez
Votto
K
K
K
K
K

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

4-5-6 goes 0-14 with 7 Ks and 11 LOB.

 

[brodybuck21]

4-5-6 goes 0-14 with 7 Ks and 11 LOB.

Duvall looks awful and scooter magic may be running out

 

[brodybuck21]

I do like tucker behind the plate much better than Mez