Cincinnati Reds (2017 official thread of moose knuckle)

[CFPBuckeye]

I know how to put these horse jerkers in their place...

3...2...1...

 

[Mr Red]

Sup motherfuckers! Mr. God damn Red up in this bitch! Someone say 4-2? You're god damn right! World Series bound, assholes! Suck on this 40 oz. Louisville slugger dizick you shitty Phillies and Cardinals. Who's next?!

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That's right.

 

[Pirate Parrot]

Sup motherfuckers! Mr. God damn Red up in this bitch! Someone say 4-2? You're god damn right! World Series bound, assholes! Suck on this 40 oz. Louisville slugger dizick you [Mark May]ty Phillies and Cardinals. Who's next?!

Don't sing it, bring it. Third place is ours, ass face!

 

[Jake]

Billy Hamilton would be a fucking All Star if he faced the Pirates every game.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Billy Hamilton would be a fucking All Star if he faced the Pirates every game.

Tyler Glasnow would win the Cy Young if the strike zone was 12ft by 12ft

 

[Jaxbuck]

Glasnow should be a Red

he really, really, really sucks

 

[Jaxbuck]

instead, Hurdle leaves him in for more jail sex

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fuck you Hurdle

leave him in for 2 more runs and another walk

cocksucker

 

[Jake]

instead, Hurdle leaves him in for more jail sex

I can't recall Hurdle ever going to the mound and not pulling the guy. Searage visits first. If Hurdle comes, you're done. Looked like he was trying to send a message but all it did was make Glasnow's asshole pucker a bit more (just when that seemed impossible).

 

[CFPBuckeye]

@MD Buckeye's boy gets pulled in a 5-1 game in the third? Fuck that. Leave him in to get touched up!

Keeps strikeouts even at least.

 

[Jaxbuck]

and the Reds are still going to blow this game

watch

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Son of a bitch

 

[Jaxbuck]

seems the Pirates have left the bases loaded in every inning

 

[Jaxbuck]

San Diego is starting a pitcher named Cosart tonight

Close enough for me to know he sucks