Cincinnati Reds (2017 official thread of moose knuckle)

[Jaxbuck]

#scootersbitch

 

[MD Buckeye]

@MD Buckeye's boy gets pulled in a 5-1 game in the third? Fuck that. Leave him in to get touched up!

Keeps strikeouts even at least.

My pitching has been HORRENDOUS thus far.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

My pitching has been HORRENDOUS thus far.

Lucky for you, you get to face the Duke Silver "All of my offensive players go 0-4 with maybe a walk but never any total bases, home runs, rbi or runs scored" Sluggers.

Pitching might keep me in it this week. Else, it's another 1-11 drubbing for me.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Well, fuck.

 

[Dryden]

 

[Honor&Glory]

Weren't they like 5-2 out of the gate last year? No way are the sucking me back in. These limp dicks are still a 95 loss team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Who the fuck is Scooter Gennett?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Who the fuck is Scooter Gennett?

Sounds like he should be coaching football in the south by the name.

 

[Dryden]

Who the fuck are these guys and what'd they do with the Reds?

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[Bestbuck36]

Amir Garrett....... where the fuck he come from?

We just get Chapmans little brother a green card or something?

 

[Dryden]

Amir Garrett....... where the fuck he come from?

Steve Lavin's St. John's basketball program.

The Reds have proven they can't evaluate baseball players, so it's good to know they quit trying and decided to draft college basketball players instead.

 

[Dryden]

His coaches through the minors have compared him to Randy Johnson and David Price. His development probably stagnated because he played every sport growing up (football, baseball, soccer, and a 4-star SF prospect signed to St Johns -- played two seasons). He's allegedly a ridiculous all-around athlete.

 

[Jaxbuck]

His coaches through the minors have compared him to Randy Johnson and David Price. His development probably stagnated because he played every sport growing up (football, baseball, soccer, and a 4-star SF prospect signed to St Johns -- played two seasons). He's allegedly a ridiculous all-around athlete.

allegedly?