Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[ochre]

I thought this (from college football talk) was pretty funny:

POSTED 9:02 a.m. EST, April 22, 2008​

CLAUSEN SAYS HE'S 100 PERCENT​

Is there a more important player in college football than Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen? The Fighting Irish are coming off one of the worst seasons in program history, and coach Charlie Weis has put all his eggs in Clausen's basket, insisting that Clausen is the right player to lead his offense.​

bolded the part I found funny.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I thought this (from college football talk) was pretty funny:


bolded the part I found funny.

I thought this was funnier:

Is there a more important player in college football than Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen?

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Charlie Weis wouldn't give eggs away to other people's baskets. That's just ridiculous.

 

[NFBuck]

Lou Holthzzzz ??

FIFY.

 

[BuckeyeBill]

I thought Dayne Crist was the new messiah

 

[Blackburn]

"Chuck" Weis

CW was my brothers freshman High School English teacher in the early eighties. He was right out of Notre-Dame, and teaching / assistant coaching in northern New Jersey.

My Brother was constantly making fun of him at home like most 14 year olds will do to their teachers. Stupidity and general cluelessness were the usual themes.

Appartently he taught High School Shakespeare like he coaches football (screaming, insulting and threatening).

He was also referred to as Chuck Weis at the time. Don't know when he made the switch to Charlie.

 

[Oh8ch]

He was also referred to as Chuck Weis at the time. Don't know when he made the switch to Charlie

The 12th Amendment established a legal weight limit for the name "Chuck".

 

[wolves2002]

Or he changed his name when he got a message from God - i.e. Chuck Norris

 

[osugrad21]

Eh, its harder to make a rhyme with Charlie...

 

[shetuck]

Eh, its harder to make a rhyme with Charlie...

 

[osugrad21]

FatFarley Charlie doesn't have the same impact...

 

[shetuck]

FatFarley Charlie doesn't have the same impact...

Picky picky...

fine... how about this:

"WELCOME TO CHARLEY'S GNARLEY HARLEYS. MY NAME'S CHARLEY."

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Sorry, Charlie.

 

[OCBucksFan]

On a side note, don't ever do a google image search for the term "Pissing contest." Take it from me, nothing good can come of it, and you can't unsee an image...

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can't find the link, but didn't Jabba just go off whining about having to play "thugs and gangsters."

Ahhhh, the classic exercise in domer excusology.

All those Duke, Stanford, Air Force and Navy students--livin' da thug life!