CFP Title Game, Alabama vs tOSU, Jan 11, 8:15 ET on ESPN, Miami

[Drubuck]

 

[mendensa]

fuck me Herbie keeps talking about fucking DL .. he doesn’t even know what side of the ball we’re on

And he follows OSU? He's a freakin' 1st rd draft pick. HTH does he not know who Davis is?

 

[Thump]

. True but Coombs has been less than impressive in every game d we it’s the exception of 1 this year. He keeps running Borland out there and in this game he’s a liability.

What’s his alternative?

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

My handle of vodka is depleting faster than our espn win %. Get ready for some hot takes that autocorrect cannot even fix.

I will join you. I said I would maybe be back after the game. I obviously am a God damn liar. Getting drunk by myself...have 3 options.

1. Get shitfaced watch the rest of this game
2. Get hammered and jerk off to toothless midget porn
3. Get fucked up and watch that Brooke Shields movie

Choose your own adventure mother fuckers!

 

[youra6]

We need to go out and find a washed up former HC for DC like Saban does for his OC.

 

[lowbuck]

My handle of vodka is depleting faster than our espn win %. Get ready for some hot takes that autocorrect cannot even fix.

Translation I will be too tanked to tell you how we lost or how we won regardless of what happens now. I'm just here for the unconsciousness now.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Well, I guess the good news is that there’s minimal reason to drink if drinking to calm nerves.

 

[muffler dragon]

I’ll take an ass-kicking over a heartbreaking loss any day. So at least I’ll be able to sleep well tonight.

Pfft
You're miserable. You never sleep well.

 

[Thump]

I will join you. I said I would maybe be back after the game. I obviously am a God damn liar. Getting drunk by myself...have 3 options.

1. Get shitfaced watch the rest of this game
2. Get hammered and jerk off to toothless midget porn
3. Get fucked up and watch that Brooke Shields movie

Choose your own adventure mother fuckers!

#3

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Ohio State should drop 10, rush 1.

 

[osubartender23]

What’s his alternative?

. Right now literally anyone can do what Borland is doing in coverage. Throw another Db, sub in a back up lb with more quickness, either of those would work just as well as it’s working right now.

 

[Hstead]

If we don't come out mixing up the nickle and bringing some fucking heat from all over the field in the second half then we are giving up and don't want to try to win the game. BECAUSE PLAYING YOUR FUCKING BASE DEFENSE ON 3rd AND LONG AND DROPPING 7 and RUSHING 4 ISNT FUCKING WORKING!

You have to make a damn adjustment when you are getting your fucking teeth kicked in. Get more speed on the fucking field. If Harris beats us in the Run game so be it but I would be damned if Smith caught another 12 fucking passes for another 200 fucking yards on my ass the second half. So what if the blitz gets burnt, at least we get the fucking ball instead of watching them score in 7 plays as you play your soft pussy ass defense. Fuck this scheme,

 

[Systems_id]

Maybe Saban hires as trash OC like Locksley again...or just retires lol.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

He’s playing with a skeleton crew, cut him some slack.

I love me some Kerry Coombs. And I'm willing to give him a 2020 Mulligan this year, but he better spit fire and piss napalm next year, or it'll be clear to me that he's Peter Principle'd his ass one step above his ability.

 

[Drubuck]

I will join you. I said I would maybe be back after the game. I obviously am a God damn liar. Getting drunk by myself...have 3 options.

1. Get shitfaced watch the rest of this game
2. Get hammered and jerk off to toothless midget porn
3. Get fucked up and watch that Brooke Shields movie

Choose your own adventure mother fuckers!

Why not all 3?