scUMmer, I have a story for you:
A Michigan fan walks into this bar with a dachshund during the OSU/Michigan game. The bartender tells him that they don't allow dogs in there but he says "He's a special dog that can do cool tricks". In the middle of the 1st quarter with the score 17-0 OSU, Michigan runs up the middle and gets a first down. The dog immediately stands on his hind legs with its front paws in the air and dances around. "That's pretty cool" the bartender says. Late in the 3rd quarter Michigan scores a touchdown to make it 42-7 OSU. The dog then gets up on its front legs and puts its back paws in the air and dances around. "Wow" says the bartender, "That's very impressive. What does he do when Michigan beats Ohio State?" "I don't know" the guy answered, "I've only had him for 7 years"