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Cam Newton (QB New England Patriots)

No joke. It's "[censored] the SEC for Eternity" in my neighborhood.
Do you have the SEC locked up in your basement? Perhaps roped or tied to some sort of fixed device wherein you can descend your stairs and find the SEC in an already vulnerable position for said neighborhood to... [censored] them? A very sad existence for the SEC, once the hottest girl in town. Now just some sick tool for your sadistic pleasures!

Perhaps this is true? If so, I apologize for outing you. But lets be honest, the ENTIRE neighborhood knew about your chained up [censored] train on the SEC... someone was going to spill the beans.
 
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DaddyBigBucks;1955859; said:
Bashing the SEC is never out of season here. This is Buckeye Planet.
Bashing, whining about....let's not quibble over words.

The important thing is that we band together and fuck Boise State, TCU, BYU and Notre Dame out of whatever their fan bases think they deserve while keeping our conference rivalry in BCS games going.
 
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Diego-Bucks;1955864; said:
Do you have the SEC locked up in your basement? Perhaps roped or tied to some sort of fixed device wherein you can descend your stairs and find the SEC in an already vulnerable position for said neighborhood to... [censored] them? A very sad existence for the SEC, once the hottest girl in town. Now just some sick tool for your sadistic pleasures!

Perhaps this is true? If so, I apologize for outing you. But lets be honest, the ENTIRE neighborhood knew about your chained up [censored] train on the SEC... someone was going to spill the beans.

Tied up?! :lol: The SEC is a huge slut. She begs for it.
 
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