Bump this thread every time you take a dump (Devin Gardner)

[Mac]

Yup you know what I replied.

 

[Mac]

$5 footlong dump, except this one was free.

 

[gregorylee]

Sleeping Gas???

Did it in their bathroom...

 

[NateG]

:hotnews:...... great week of crapping!

 

[The KSB]

Explosive, hot painfull dump. It felt like shards of glass were shooting out of me.

 

[NateG]

Taco Bell + Salsa = glory!!!

 

[reagdog]

Sounds like some good dumps out there!

I took the wife to The Melting Pot (fondue place) and loaded up on melted cheese. I took 2 nasty lactose intolerance dumps later that night. Felt like I was trying to shit out a basketball, but only liquid cheese came out. I sat on the pot so long I finished a crossword puzzle.

 

[NateG]

Sounds like some good dumps out there!

I took the wife to The Melting Pot (fondue place) and loaded up on melted cheese. I took 2 nasty lactose intolerance dumps later that night. Felt like I was trying to shit out a basketball, but only liquid cheese came out. I sat on the pot so long I finished a crossword puzzle.

35 down- Swollenbutthole

 

[Buckeneye]

Wen't to Hardees's (Carl Jr w/e for some of you) Monster burger, large fries and 2 milkshakes.


Ever have one of those monsters that satisfy's like a pair of new socks?

.... this was one of those times.

 

[TooTall]

Big Mac'd it tonight... Needless to say, I left a big mac sized brown bomber in the toilet.

 

[NUTS4theBUCKS28]

on my way to go drop a deuce

 

[NFBuck]

Guinness induced soft-serve.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Scotch. Ugh.

 

[TooTall]

Hot wings... Ouch FTW.

 

[NFBuck]

Dropped a pair of Baby Ruths.