Buckeyes Marriage Proposal

[NFBuck]

Or marry standing in your open grave. Makes the funerals very romantic, but the weddings are a bleak affair.

Question: Which kind of bear is best?

 

[Dwight Schrute]

That's a ridiculous question.

 

[NFBuck]

That's a ridiculous question.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica.

 

[Gatorubet]

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears... Beets... Battlestar Galactica.

I hear Palin shoots bears and humps on their skins.

 

[scooter1369]

I hear Palin shoots bears and humps on their skins.

Hawt.

 

[Gatorubet]

Hawt.

Yeah - but a horrible case of crabs

 

[scooter1369]

Yeah - but a horrible case of crabs

Its the deadliest catch.

 

[BUCKYLE]

This is easy. You ask her at the game. If she says no, celebrate wildly. If she says yes, shoot yourself in the face. Hope this helps.

 

[Gatorubet]

But will the bitch make you a sammich when you want one? Here's a tip:

washingtonpost.com

An 18-year-old Northeast Washington woman was fatally shot last week after she refused to
cook a hamburger for her alleged assailant, according to sworn statements filed in court.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Don't propose at all , just keep getting it for free, that way she can still be as independant as women want to be and still look upon you as a little puppy , you got it made.

 

[cincibuck]

And no 'thanks' necessary, that's just the kind of folks we are here at BP.