Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[muffler dragon]

Someday Prince will bring together the red states and blue states and make one purple nation.

Game. Blouses.

From your lips to Jehovah's ears. :domini patris... blah... blah... blah:

 

[Yertle]

What the hell is Bert doing to allow this picture to be taken? What a joke.

 

[Steve19]

I missed this. Where did the story end? Was it a boy or girl?

 

[AJHawkfan]

Too bad he won't be in any BCS games for us to matchup against.

I wouldn't say that at all.

I can easily see a time when Alabama, LSU, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, A&M, Ole Miss, Miss St., Auburn, Missouri, Tennessee and Vandy are all on probation and Arky upsets UK in the conference championship game.......

 

[bassplayer7770]

I heard Bert on the radio this morning, and he said it was intriguing that he could have a 1-loss team (in the SEC) and still be considered for the NC game. This made me look at his record at Wisconsin. There was only one season (2006) where Wisky ended with 1 loss. Something tells me the SEC won't be so "friendly" to him...

EDIT: Oops, I was counting the records including the bowl games, but Wisky also ended the 2010 regular season with 1 loss.

 

[Mike80]

I wouldn't say that at all.

I can easily see a time when Alabama, LSU, Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, A&M, Ole Miss, Miss St., Auburn, Missouri, Tennessee and Vandy are all on probation and Arky upsets UK in the conference championship game.......

You're assuming Petrino was running a clean program that would survive any amount of real NCAA scrutiny....

 

[AJHawkfan]

You're assuming Petrino was running a clean program that would survive any amount of real NCAA scrutiny....

Cant say anything about Petrino ('cept that it don't matter cuz he had sex), but Bert doesn't want to be like the SEC in any way, shape or form......

So, I just figured he'd be doin his own thing down there.....

 

[tundra1]

the fuck is a bubbler?

It's a bath that you take after eating baked beans and Mexican food.

 

[WolverineMike]

an Arkansas fan had this as a sig on another message board.

 

[JBaney45]

I heard Bert on the radio this morning, and he said it was intriguing that he could have a 1-loss team (in the SEC) and still be considered for the NC game. This made me look at his record at Wisconsin. There was only one season (2006) where Wisky ended with 1 loss. Something tells me the SEC won't be so "friendly" to him...

EDIT: Oops, I was counting the records including the bowl games, but Wisky also ended the 2010 regular season with 1 loss.

Which is ridiculous logic, we are going to a 4 team playoff in a year..they'll be a lot more room for a 1 loss team from another conference to sneak in

 

[Woody1968]

I heard Bert on the radio this morning, and he said it was intriguing that he could have a 1-loss team (in the SEC) and still be considered for the NC game. This made me look at his record at Wisconsin. There was only one season (2006) where Wisky ended with 1 loss. Something tells me the SEC won't be so "friendly" to him...

EDIT: Oops, I was counting the records including the bowl games, but Wisky also ended the 2010 regular season with 1 loss.

Was Ohio State playing in the SEC in 2007?

This move by BB will go down as one of the biggest flops in the history of the SEC. He will be squealing like Ned Beatty in Deliverance. Mark it zero, Dude.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

It seems to be a colloquial term unique to eastern Wisconsin almost exclusively. It was trademarked by the Kohler Company (also from Wisconsin). Original working examples can still be found in the Wisconsin State Capital.

ah fuck now I have to avoid Kohler? first my bathroom renovation has to overcome my overall laziness.....now this?

 

[LitlBuck]

Clay Henry, publisher of the Arkansas website HawgsIllustrated.com, called folks looking for a reaction to Bielema’s hiring by the Razorbacks. The most interesting might have come from former Oklahoma coach Barry Switzer, an Arkansas alum.

“The first thing I heard was that he grew up on a pig farm,” Switzer said. “That’s quite a start in my book. And my last memory was watching him hang 70 on Nebraska. Just those two facts are enough. Then I hear that he’s out of the Hayden Fry-Bill Snyder-Barry Alvarez coaching tree. Oh, that’s enough for me to like a lot. Then, I hear he’s got a 27-year-old wife. OK, we can stop. I like him.”

Rumblings

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Rumblings

Bielema: Endorsed by Barry Switzer

/thread

 

[jlb1705]

I missed this. Where did the story end? Was it a boy or girl?

He gave birth to a 12-lb. pimento loaf.