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Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

Minnesota:
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Wisconsin:
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buckeyesin07;2273222; said:
Not sure how he'll be able to claim to have owned OSU or at least to have been very competitive when his career record against OSU stands at a laughable 1-5.

Abenaki;2273224; said:
Did he really say that? He knows people have records of those games right? And that we all know he never even won in Columbus as a head coach?

Zurp;2273243; said:
How did we miss this one? What bad call is he talking about? Or is he saying that it would have been a bad call if it was reversed?

Nutriaitch;2273251; said:
he didn't actually say these things, this is the poster's prediction for future comments from fatboy.

Sorry to mislead, guys, Nutriaitch correctly reads my post. These are the things that I expect this classless dbag to be saying in the not-too-distant future. He will have owned us, been jobbed when he lost and etcetera. I have no respect for him or Hoke.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;2273281; said:
I'm concerned you didn't mention the keys to fitting in in Wisconsin on your resume-

How much beer do you consume before 11am on any given day?
What is the most you have ever eaten during one sitting at an all night pancake establishment?
Favorite cheese?
How many cases of beer are appropriate for a day trip to the Dells?
When a slimy cheese curd squeaks between your teeth like a dying mouse... how much do you LOVE that?
 
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Bucky32;2273694; said:
If people start knocking cheese curds I will have no choice. I will post the shirtless Bielema picture so much it becomes the top Google search result for "BuckeyePlanet".

I will knock cheese curds. I lived in MPLS for 9 years and know that cheese curds are for fat slobs that want a heart attack tomorrow. They taste like crap too.

Yeah, I know, shirtless Bielema. But I had to rip on the most overrated food of all time.
 
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OSU_D/;2273708; said:
I will knock cheese curds. I lived in MPLS for 9 years and know that cheese curds are for fat slobs that want a heart attack tomorrow. They taste like crap too.

Yeah, I know, shirtless Bielema. But I had to rip on the most overrated food of all time.

I'll give the cheeseheads some credit. They don't pile cheese curds on gravy-soaked fries (an abomination called "poutine") like Canadians do. That's a coronary waiting to happen.
 
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OSU_D/;2273708; said:
I will knock cheese curds. I lived in MPLS for 9 years and know that cheese curds are for fat slobs that want a heart attack tomorrow. They taste like crap too.

Yeah, I know, shirtless Bielema. But I had to rip on the most overrated food of all time.
You're not doing it right.
 
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