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Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

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Bucky32;2246402; said:
They had to break it because he was 10 pounds at birth apparently.
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Maybe his parents should have gone to a hospital instead of having him at a backwoods logging camp.

There's this newfangled* procedure called a Cesarean Section that obviates the need to mangle children to get them through a birth canal.

*It's only a couple of thousand years old.
 
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Muck;2246408; said:
Maybe his parents should have gone to a hospital instead of having him at a backwoods logging camp.

There's this newfangled* procedure called a Cesarean Section that obviates the need to mangle children to get them through a birth canal.

*It's only a couple of thousand years old.
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She didn't want a scar.
 
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Muck;2246408; said:
Maybe his parents should have gone to a hospital instead of having him at a backwoods logging camp.

There's this newfangled* procedure called a Cesarean Section that obviates the need to mangle children to get them through a birth canal.

*It's only a couple of thousand years old.
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Yea, what he said!

Minor disclaimer: I needed the same thing done to me too.
 
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Muck;2246408; said:
Maybe his parents should have gone to a hospital instead of having him at a backwoods logging camp.

There's this newfangled* procedure called a Cesarean Section that obviates the need to mangle children to get them through a birth canal.

*It's only a couple of thousand years old.
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All you darn frilly-laced big-city folk need to stop with the medical flimflam.

Back to denuding the forests for me, I reckon.
 
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Bucky32;2246429; said:
All you darn frilly-laced big-city folk need to stop with the medical flimflam.
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Hey if you're born in Ohio the C-Section is mandatory.

Edit: Checking more recent stats it looks like Ohio isn't at the top of the list for most C-Sections per capita any longer (@ #37) & Wisconsin really is near the bottom of the list (#47, trailed only by Utah, New Mexico, Alaska & Idaho).
 
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