Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[MoCoBuck]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...coach-proposes-big-ten-sec-football-challenge

Perhaps the first decent idea Bert's ever had. And the B1G10 and SEC the 2 kings of college football would rake in even more dough

Where's Notre Dame's cut in all this? Visualizing Wild Bill in The Green Mile, wanting his share of the cup.....

 

[woofermazing]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...coach-proposes-big-ten-sec-football-challenge

Perhaps the first decent idea Bert's ever had. And the B1G10 and SEC the 2 kings of college football would rake in even more dough

"Let the best of the best play each other, and maybe the lower ones play each other week in and week out," Bielema said on Wednesday's SEC coaches teleconference. "Just reserve a week every year, it would be kind of a fun thing. People would get into that now. I've been in both leagues, and I have the utmost respect for both. It would be something kind of fun if you could just reserve that, and that might eliminate the whole need for an FCS [team]. Then you schedule three other opponents that are FBS and go.""Let the best of the best play each other, and maybe the lower ones play each other week in and week out,"

Bert literally described bowl season, and then thinks he's come up with some revolutionary idea.

This isn't really feasible anyways unless ESPN and co. want to start subsidizing teams for the loss of a home game every other year.

 

[Muck]

I'm not buying it.

"Let the best of the best play each other, and maybe the lower ones play each other week in and week out,"

This sounds more like a way for Bert to get a patsy game with Purdue.

 

[jwinslow]

This is about the 5th time Bert has been forced to resort to stirring the B1G pot to gain national relevance. It's humorous too, considering he finally won a game of mild consequence.

 

[buckeyemania11]

1-5 Against Ohio State.......lost to Ohio State's worst team of the last 15 years with what might have been Wisconsins best.....Still fat.

He should worry about beating MAC and 6-5 Big 12 teams before he rambles about the Big 10

 

[DiamondBuck]

With a heavy heart I must report that Arkansas also blew their game against MSU.

‘We weren’t able to execute most simple thing’

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/arkansas-football/what-bielema-said-ark-miss-state/

 

[SEREbuckeye]

This is about the 5th time Bert has been forced to resort to stirring the B1G pot to gain national relevance. It's humorous too, considering he finally won a game of mild consequence.

Reminds me of Rex Ryan. Mildly successfull head coach that remains relevant only because of his antics and press conferences. Both are at places that welcome any sort of publicity in their otherwise boring and overlooked namesake.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Just sayin': Losing a conference game to an SEC West opponent on a blocked "chip shot" field goal. It couldn't happen to a bigger douche bag coach.



And then the "coup de gras" finale, the inevitable ending of a SEC game; a fight in the stands.



It doesn't get any better than that.........

 

[OHSportsFan]

This guy is top douche.

Chart: Bret Bielema continues to lose assistants at Arkansas
http://coachingsearch.com/article?a=Chart-Bret-Bielema-continues-to-lose-assistants-at-Arkansas

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On Saturday, Bielema made it clear he didn’t like Pittman’s move, even taking Arkansas players over to his house on Saturday.

"This one took place within the conference, and I just wanted Sam to address the linemen as to why this was happening," Bielema told reporters. "I thought that was the last thing he could do … so I just took them to him."

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[808 Buck]

To get to where we are is a true feather in my cap about how we can hire and make people move up."

Words and smart ass comments fail me.

 

[MaxBuck]

I remember in my youth the Buick Electra 225 was known as the "deuce and a quarter."

Bert is the "douche and a half."

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I remember in my youth the Buick Electra 225 was known as the "deuce and a quarter."

Bert is the "douche and a half."

That really isn't fair to Summer's Eve.

 

[LostLassie]

To get to where we are is a true feather in my cap about how we can hire and make people move up."

Words and smart ass comments fail me.

It would require a whole semi-full of birds to supply enough feathers to make a cap for his fat head.

 

[BayBuck]

That really isn't fair to Summer's Eve.

Summer's Eve is in the douche business--they should be honored to be associated with a world-class douche like Bert.

 

[muffler dragon]

I remember in my youth the Buick Electra 225 was known as the "deuce and a quarter."

Bert is the "douche and a half."

"wrapped up like a douche"

*swear to God that I thought that was the phrase for the longest time.