Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[DiamondBuck]

From the Shag...




Mornings with coach fat $#@! probably look like this for the wifey:

http://www.shaggytexas.com/board/sh...k-Brett-Bielema-you-fat-fucking-retard/page17

 

[LostLassie]

Maybe she loves him for his personality.

(Oh, who am I kidding?)

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Schedule back surgery for Mrs. Bert.

My guess is Jen's on top...

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's like he's become an Elvis impersonator...the later years.

You could fit 4 or 5 Elvis impersonators under that red GP Medium tent he was wearing on Saturday

 

[Muck]

You could fit 4 or 5 Elvis impersonators under that red GP Medium tent he was wearing on Saturday

Not just the appearance but listen to his voice. He's affecting having an accent.

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

Not just the appearance but listen to his voice. He's affecting having an accent.

You must be mistaken. He's sounded like a dumbass for as long as I can recall.

 

[alexhortdog95]

You could fit 4 or 5 Elvis impersonators under that red GP Medium tent he was wearing on Saturday

With all due respect - that was a GP Large with heater.

 

[dragurd]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...coach-proposes-big-ten-sec-football-challenge

Perhaps the first decent idea Bert's ever had. And the B1G10 and SEC the 2 kings of college football would rake in even more dough

 

[Jaxbuck]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...coach-proposes-big-ten-sec-football-challenge

The card says you have to beat MAC schools before you can take on B1G schools.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

http://espn.go.com/college-football...coach-proposes-big-ten-sec-football-challenge

Perhaps the first decent idea Bert's ever had. And the B1G10 and SEC the 2 kings of college football would rake in even more dough

To bad for Bert SEC locked in a deal to play the BIG XII-II

 

[Woody1968]

Would require SEC teams to play in the north, so it is a non-starter.


Plus it is too far for SEC fans to drive their homes, unless gas prices drop even further.

 

[Zurp]

I like the idea, but it'll never happen.

 

[WhoDeyForever]

Great idea but I still hate the guy.

 

[Crump's brother]

Shouldn't he beat Toledo first?

 

[TampaBuckeyes]

To bad for Bert SEC locked in a deal to play the BIG XII-II

What's the deal? The sec plays their 10 best against the b12 giving them a huge built in advantage? I don't imagine they would get into any deal that doesn't have a built in advantage.