Bret Bielema (HC Illinois)

[Jaxbuck]

If a picture says a thousand words, animated GIF's can say them all.

That's Bert summed up in 5 seconds.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Karma

 

[MaxBuck]

I have to admit Jen Bielema gives me a little karma in my shorts when I see her pics.

 

[OHSportsFan]

I have to admit Jen Bielema gives me a little karma in my shorts when I see her pics.

I'd love to karma all over her.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have to admit Jen Bielema gives me a little karma in my shorts when I see her pics.

Not a big fan of second hand bert spooge so I'd have to pass at this point.

 

[Buckeye86]

The pig nose screams "I'm an attention whore with no shame" while the duck lips really drive home the "I have the mentality of a 14 y/o" vibe she has been cultivating so diligently.

Both of which have great synergy with the "I'm getting humped by a disgusting fat douchebag because I'm a gold digger" thing she's got going on.

Just an upstanding and admirable person all around.

 

[Zippercat]

The pig nose screams "I'm an attention whore with no shame" while the duck lips really drive home the "I have the mentality of a 14 y/o" vibe she has been cultivating so diligently.

Both of which have great synergy with the "I'm getting humped by a disgusting fat douchebag because I'm a gold digger" thing she's got going on.

Just an upstanding and admirable person all around.

If she added a pair of these and the fat douchebag was a relative she would have the Full Arky going!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Decent looking broad, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say she is also insufferably self-involved, insanely shallow and galactically stupid.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Not a big fan of second hand bert spooge so I'd have to pass at this point.

I bet ten bucks she doesn't let Biff within three feet of her. They sleep in different rooms, and if he pulls that sleepwalking shit again, he'll be sleeping in the guest house.

 

[NFBuck]

Decent looking broad, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say she is also insufferably self-involved, insanely shallow and galactically stupid.

The 34 pieces of jewelry she piles on is a dead giveaway.

 

[TDunk]

The 34 pieces of jewelry she piles on is a dead giveaway.

That's called "Flair".

 

[Jaxbuck]

Decent looking broad, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say she is also insufferably self-involved, insanely shallow and galactically stupid.

There's another kind?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

She's not an eyesore, but I wouldn't fuck her... hell, I wouldn't even fuck her with Bucky Katt's dick.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I think it's so very, very fitting that Bert picked her up in a Vegas casino.


I'm sure by the third date, he didn't even have to pay anymore.