Rich_Rodriguez
You Raise Me Up
Don't you worry Hokey, I turned that into a dream job. You know what the best parts of this gig are?
First off, there's the free pizza, I loved that free pizza, saved me a lot of money.
Then there's the money, I loved that money, I am really going to miss that money.
And finally, the expectations. See, when i got there they had expectations, but now they are all gone.
They used to expect to go to a bowl game, I fixed that.
Then they expected to be competitive against Rivals, fixed that too!
Now they just expect you to make sure the players put their helmets on before they run onto the field, given time though, I bet you could fix that too!
Oh, and one more thing? Can I borrow some money? I am a little strapped for cash at the moment and people keep suing me.
First off, there's the free pizza, I loved that free pizza, saved me a lot of money.
Then there's the money, I loved that money, I am really going to miss that money.
And finally, the expectations. See, when i got there they had expectations, but now they are all gone.
They used to expect to go to a bowl game, I fixed that.
Then they expected to be competitive against Rivals, fixed that too!
Now they just expect you to make sure the players put their helmets on before they run onto the field, given time though, I bet you could fix that too!
Oh, and one more thing? Can I borrow some money? I am a little strapped for cash at the moment and people keep suing me.
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