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Brady "XLLL" Hoke (Head Coach San Diego State)

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Zurp said:
Point taken, but part of the humor may be in the way they fire him. Can they top the way USC fired Lane Kiffin?
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Maybe the pizza man sells the rights to it for some scripted reality show?

Given the gross tonnage involved in moving Hoke anywhere I'd guess Ice Road Truckers? Take him off in a wide load truck and drop his fat ass in the arctic circle somewhere (assuming he'd fit)?
 
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FWIW, USA Today dumps on cHoke:

The issue for Michigan fans shouldn't be just about how bad this team looked Saturday, but also the lack of answers Hoke had after the game. Leaving quarterback Devin Gardner and receiver Devin Funchess in deep into the fourth quarter, long after the game had been decided, looked like coaching malpractice when both suffered injuries. Gardner's in particular was unnecessary, because it came on a hard hit — his third in the fourth quarter alone — on the last play of the game. It's unknown whether either will miss time, but Hoke's answer to why he kept playing Gardner — "Because he's our quarterback" — was ridiculous.
The follow-up about risking injury in that situation was even more absurd. "Yeah, anything's a risk," Hoke said. "To me, the risk was starting him, maybe. I mean, I don't know. We're trying to develop a team." What does that even mean? Either way, things got testy shortly thereafter. Hoke was asked what's missing. His answer? "Winning." OK, what do you need to do then? "You win the game. You play, you don't turn over the ball. You don't give up big plays." Amazing stuff, really. Coaches often will avoid talking too much about what happened without seeing film, but Hoke couldn't come up with something better than that?

Entire article: http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...-2-michigan-smu-vanderbilt-nebraska/15248161/
 
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