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At least Rich Rod's teams could score.
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I have total faith in the pizza guy to bumble his way through yet another coaching search and end up with somebody equally as mediocre as their last two "brilliant hires."On the one hand, Hoke is such a pumpkinhead that I hope he gets Kiffened at halftime of The Game.
On the other hand, he has Michigan firmly on the path to irrelevancy, while a real coach might be able to wake the sleeping giant.
Should he stay or should he go? It's a tough decision.
There's a reason Ohio State is an elite football program riding a huge wave of momentum and tsun has been stuck in neutral for the better part of a decade. When tOSU found itself in need of a coach, they identified their target, quietly went about securing him, and announced him when the Buckeye Nation was in need of a lift. scUM has a homemade savior (Harbaugh), their equivalent of Urban Meyer, and instead of offering him the job, they say he'll have to go through the interview process. He says "eff that, I'll just go to the NFL, I like NorCal better, anyway", and they're left with a <.500 career coach. It really is that simple.
That's assuming the position hasn't already become toxic. I have a feeling they will have a difficult time finding competent coach.
That's assuming the position hasn't already become toxic. I have a feeling they will have a difficult time finding competent coach.
Bama pissed away what, a decade between Stallings and Saban? The Domers are still fumbling along.
Making a home run coaching hire is no given thing and even less a certainty when you have some incompetent pecker like Dave Brandon in charge.
The reality is that there is only one guy who could possibly make the "M*ch*gan Man" heavy hitters alumni/booster network happy and he died in 2006.
There's a reason Ohio State is an elite football program riding a huge wave of momentum and tsun has been stuck in neutral for the better part of a decade. When tOSU found itself in need of a coach, they identified their target, quietly went about securing him, and announced him when the Buckeye Nation was in need of a lift. scUM has a homemade savior (Harbaugh), their equivalent of Urban Meyer, and instead of offering him the job, they say he'll have to go through the interview process. He says "eff that, I'll just go to the NFL, I like NorCal better, anyway", and they're left with a <.500 career coach. It really is that simple.
R.I.P DK.
Harbaugh was the one and only that was going to lift UM back up to the top, no question. Not sure if he really had any interest in going back to AA, but that doesn't matter at this point. UM's approach to the whole thing was laughable at best, certainly didn't give themselves a chance to secure his employment with them. But I don't think that was ever in the cards.
OSU (and the BIG) needs UM to be a top 10 team, every year, and there is no reason that can't happen. Michigan administrators need to understand that coaching is the MOST IMPORTANT factor in college football. Period. The name of their coach and how it relates nationally and to NFL rosters is what recruits are looking for. They have fucked up twice (actually 3 times if you count letting Carr stay the course his final 3 seasons), and just can't get it right. Timing is everything with landing the right guy, but holy [Mark May] they have simply botched it as of late.
Look at Texas, Florida, and USC. Significant programs with talented rosters but very poor coaching. It's a joke. None of those 3 programs should ever fall outside the top 20 w/their resources. It's simply mis-guided coaching. Michigan is right there with them. Michigan has some serious looking in the mirror to do.