BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Jaxbuck]

I've got 4 HR and only 6rbi. That's some Reds shit there

That's twice as many HR's as my estrogen fountains have spewed forth

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This no-name jerkoff from Japan batting leadoff for the Dodgers is 0-2 tonight. What a fucking bum. I'm just going to cut his sorry ass.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This no-name jerkoff from Japan batting leadoff for the Dodgers is 0-2 tonight. What a fucking bum. I'm just going to cut his sorry ass.

Tora Tora Tora motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!

 

[brodybuck21]

Im losing 7-5

Offense I'm up 5-1
Pitching I'm losing 0-6

Fantastic

 

[Bestbuck36]

Im losing 7-5

Offense I'm up 5-1
Pitching I'm losing 0-6

Fantastic

It's because I don't know what I'm doing. Hell I even managed to somehow cut 2 players after good games.

If I tried I'd be losing 12-0 for sure.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Yo, I need my RP back please. Treinen

 

[Jaxbuck]

Bailey Ober can go fuck himself

 

[iambrutus]

Language lesson of the day:

In Gaelic, when you want to make fun of someone for swinging his shillelagh like a 9 year old blind girl you pronounce it "Ryan O'Hearn"

Used in a sentence: "For fucks sake Kevin, don't be such a Ryan O'Hearn. Swing it like a man, you are embarrassing yourself"

I'm the team photographer for my sons HS team... I get to be in the dugout so that i'm inside the fence for better picture taking... you better believe i'm using that/teaching the boys that

 

[Jaxbuck]

0-16 with 12 K's

I'm not completely sure he's the worst one I've got

 

[heisman]

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0-16 with 12 K's

I'm not completely sure he's the worst one I've got

I’ll take him.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I’ll take him.

You better have a lot of bubble gum to trade

 

[heisman]

You better have a lot of bubble gum to trade

You kidding me? I’ve got a closetful of ‘80’s wax packs.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I feel like if Elly can get me 2 HR's and 7 RBI's every night I might be able to overcome the rest of these wank maggots.

 

[iambrutus]

0-16 with 12 K's

I'm not completely sure he's the worst one I've got

 

[Bucklion]

You kidding me? I’ve got a closetful of ‘80’s wax packs.

I'll take them all right now. Or better yet, I'll offer some of my cockwombles for them. Will 3/4 of my team be sufficient?