BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[Bucklion]

OK, I would like to personally thank my high school's Latin teacher for not instructing me that "Jurickson Profar" is in fact Latin for "Cheating Twatmuffin." If she had, I would have known ahead of time he would have been suspended for 80 games a week into the season. Instead, I now have to find another third-rate Iced Cocksickle with a frozen bat to take his place. FML.

 

[brodybuck21]

for lack of better phrasing my team blows donkey balls

 

[Jaxbuck]

nstead, I now have to find another third-rate Iced Cocksickle with a frozen bat to take his place.

Good news.
They aren't all that hard to find.

 

[MD Buckeye]

Yelich, Arraez & Rafaela are a combined 3/46 (.065), 0 runs, 0 HR, 3 RBIs and 2 SB.... which is nice.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

What do you get when you draft a whiny bitch? You get Wilson Contreras going 0-18 with 8 strikeouts. Fucking Cardinals, man.

 

[Mike80]

Yelich, Arraez & Rafaela are a combined 3/46 (.065), 0 runs, 0 HR, 3 RBIs and 2 SB.... which is nice.

You're still kicking my ass though lol

 

[Jaxbuck]

These are some sad, sorry motherfuckers right here.

I'd sell the lot of 'em to medical research

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

My offense is peaking in week one. It's all downhill from here.

 

[Bestbuck36]

It's over right? So who won?

 

[brodybuck21]

It's over right? So who won?

week 1 is still going until the end of this Sunday

 

[Jaxbuck]

I thought it would be cool to have a guy name Magnum so I picked him up from FA pile.

Turns out his name is Mangum.

He'll probably be a worthless POS like the rest of them now too.

 

[iambrutus]

I thought it would be cool to have a guy name Magnum so I picked him up from FA pile.

Turns out his name is Mangum.

He'll probably be a worthless POS like the rest of them now too.

Mangum is clearly a porn name

 

[Jaxbuck]

Mangum is clearly a porn name

That's what I was thinking.

"Blake Magnum" how could a big dicked motherfucker like that not be a good hitter? Right?

fucking Mangum otoh

 

[iambrutus]

That's what I was thinking.

"Blake Magnum" how could a big dicked motherfucker like that not be a good hitter? Right?

fucking Mangum otoh

maybe he should use a bat, i'm sure there's a whole sub reddit for that kink

 

[Jaxbuck]

maybe he should use a bat, i'm sure there's a whole sub reddit for that kink

bats don't seem to help any of my other players

might as well and try the guy who swings his cock at it. Can't do any worse ad the entertainment premium is different.