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BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

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iambrutus said:
i really should have looked at the roster positions before this all started, didn't pay attention that its all positions and not general like my other leauge (MI can be 2nd or short, CI for 1st and 3rd, general OF positions, ect) - should make the waivers interesting
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its a long season and @Jaxbuck loves to trade.......
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I have zero emotional attachment to any of these worthless cock bags
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After one day, my mendacious gaggle of foaming farts actually tried to convince me they are professional baseball players. I have 1) a junta of mediocre starting "pitchers" who trip so hard on their dicks when the lineup turns over that they piss out of their earholes, 2) Vlad Guerrero Jr., 3) a remaining series of "hitters" so allergic to contact they have recurring nightmares of playing tag when they were 6 and can't ride the subway, and 4) a series of "relievers" who are of top quality as long as you don't want saves, wins, holds, strikeouts, double plays, inherited runners not to score, outs, functional neurons, or a pulse. I wanna line these bums up down the third base line and beat them with a waffle iron until they go away.
 
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Bucklion said:
After one day, my mendacious gaggle of foaming farts actually tried to convince me they are professional baseball players. I have 1) a junta of mediocre starting "pitchers" who trip so hard on their dicks when the lineup turns over that they piss out of their earholes, 2) Vlad Guerrero Jr., 3) a remaining series of "hitters" so allergic to contact they have recurring nightmares of playing tag when they were 6 and can't ride the subway, and 4) a series of "relievers" who are of top quality as long as you don't want saves, wins, holds, strikeouts, double plays, inherited runners not to score, outs, functional neurons, or a pulse. I wanna line these bums up down the third base line and beat them with a waffle iron until they go away.
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Ahhhh I'm so glad we are all back!
 
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Language lesson of the day:

In Gaelic, when you want to make fun of someone for swinging his shillelagh like a 9 year old blind girl you pronounce it "Ryan O'Hearn"

Used in a sentence: "For fucks sake Kevin, don't be such a Ryan O'Hearn. Swing it like a man, you are embarrassing yourself"
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Language lesson of the day:

In Gaelic, when you want to make fun of someone for swinging his shillelagh like a 9 year old blind girl you pronounce it "Ryan O'Hearn"

Used in a sentence: "For fucks sake Kevin, don't be such a Ryan O'Hearn. Swing it like a man, you are embarrassing yourself"
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I'll be stealing that
 
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