BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[MD Buckeye]

Had a good week and still lose 7-3. Sigh.

 

[Jake]

Feeling like I should probably prepare my anus this week.

 

[Bucklion]

So apparently “stream starting pitchers” is Latin for “pick up a series of useless gerbil jerkers who can’t throw a strike”

 

[Jake]

Already have more steals this week - one - than I had all last week. I guess that's something.

 

[Bucklion]

Is it good when you have 2 starters give up 7 runs and not last 5 innings? The Scott Bailes Experience continues

 

[Jake]

Gerrit Cole getting knocked around by the fucking Royals.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Sonny Gray has been almost lights out since his first start. So I picked him up to restore order to the universe.

My job is done.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Guess who crushed it last week?

Somehow the trash scraps from the now 8th place team (Justin Turner) decides to hit 5 home runs in a week. That’s 500% more home runs the useless turtle jerker had in the first 5 fantasy weeks combined. Bravo, motherfucker.

 

[Jake]

Feeling like I should probably prepare my anus this week.

Ended up being my best week of the season, and not because of good lube.

Three games over .500, just like Bottom Line Bob's MLB team.

 

[Ahiacitian]

Guess who crushed it last week?

Somehow the trash scraps from the now 8th place team (Justin Turner) decides to hit 5 home runs in a week. That’s 500% more home runs the useless turtle jerker had in the first 5 fantasy weeks combined. Bravo, motherfucker.

When red beard went deep three times on Tuesday, it felt like the fantasy gods were going to be with me last week. Once my rookie starting pitchers come back to earth, my team will surely start to hit the skids.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

When red beard went deep three times on Tuesday, it felt like the fantasy gods were going to be with me last week. Once my rookie starting pitchers come back to earth, my team will surely start to hit the skids.

If you take Turner’s totals away and give them to me, it’d look like I understand fantasy sports.

 

[Ahiacitian]

If you take Turner’s totals away and give them to me, it’d look like I understand fantasy sports.

 

[Bucklion]

My hitters all changed their names to Caitlyn last week

 

[Jaxbuck]

My hitters all changed their names to Caitlyn last week

My hitters think that name is pretty butch

 

[buckeyemania11]

My team is hot garbage but it doesnt help when the team i'm facing manages to hit 6 fucking HRs and put up a .514 OBP on the first day of the matchup