BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[CFPBuckeye]

Of all the suck that has been my hitters in the last 7 days, I think Mr Eddie "no-no" Rosario deserves some special attention.

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Take a bow you fucking hump. You are some kind of special.

You don’t know suck until you’ve looked it directly in it’s fat fucking eyes.



That’s in 30 games.

 

[Bucklion]

Saw a weird one the other day, Jay Rob Deer Bruce has 10 homers and 4 singles

 

[Jaxbuck]

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You don’t know suck until you’ve looked it directly in it’s fat fucking eyes.

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That’s in 30 games.

That's twice as many HR's and (1 RBI short of) twice as many RBI than Votto who's rank is 638.....and I have one guy who's even worse than Votto.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

That's twice as many HR's and (1 RBI short of) twice as many RBI than Votto who's rank is 638.....and I have one guy who's even worse than Votto.

Did you get Votto in the first round? I was targeting someone like DeGrom but he went early and Yelich was sitting there at 8. I picked 9th. Smudger took him and then I panicked and took that fat face above. I would have taken ANY player taken in the first eight picks before me.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Did you get Votto in the first round? I was targeting someone like DeGrom but he went early and Yelich was sitting there at 8. I picked 9th. Smudged took him and then I panicked and took that fat face above. I would have taken ANY player taken in the first eight picks before me.

I'd have to consult Yahbot and see where he decided to take that worthless son of a whore.

 

[Ahiacitian]

Looks like you stole him in the 4th round.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Puig

He is like a Latino Nuke Laloosh

.05 cent head

 

[Jaxbuck]

I knew benching Votto and Dozier would get them going

 

[Bucklion]

Did you get Votto in the first round? I was targeting someone like DeGrom but he went early and Yelich was sitting there at 8. I picked 9th. Smudger took him and then I panicked and took that fat face above. I would have taken ANY player taken in the first eight picks before me.

Well shit, I missed the first round and the guy yahbot took has been on the DL since the season started

 

[Jake]

I played the last place team in the league this week and lost. Naming my team after the fucking Pirates has proven prescient.

 

[brodybuck21]

I played the last place team in the league this week and lost. Naming my team after the fucking Pirates has proven prescient.

Hi!

 

[Bucklion]

Well for the week, the Proper Rogering Cup is mine!

Courtesy or Mr. Broken Armed Kluber owner.

On the bright side, @Bucklion, at least you’re only losing mediocre, can be replaced by a streamer, Kluber, and not, like, the actual, good Kluber.

Welp, I think we split the spoils of suck this week

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Welp, I think we split the spoils of suck this week

And I’ll take it!

Offensively, I got drubbed.

 

[Bucklion]

And I’ll take it!

Offensively, I got drubbed.

My pitching has turned into the Scott Bailes Experience

 

[CFPBuckeye]

My pitching has turned into the Scott Bailes Experience

You can’t take the Chillicothe out of anyone.