BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[CFPBuckeye]

And that, my friends, is how you go about losing your week 3-8...

Alas! Gentlemen, I’ve found another way! You start players who have games that day, over players who don’t. But your players!.....

Fucking suck.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

When choosing keepers for next year, can it be ANY hitter and pitcher. More specifically, say Casey Mize never gets called up, but I’d rather keep him and roll the dice with him being a great/elite pitcher next year, can I make an NA guy my keeper?

 

[Bucklion]

When choosing keepers for next year, can it be ANY hitter and pitcher. More specifically, say Casey Mize never gets called up, but I’d rather keep him and roll the dice with him being a great/elite pitcher next year, can I make an NA guy my keeper?

Better be able to, I wouldn’t keep any of the worthless gutter trash on my team that’s actually playing

 

[Jaxbuck]

What if I don't want any of them?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

What if I don't want any of them?

Then you are the proud owner of the Duke Silver Sluggers?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Then you are the proud owner of the Duke Silver Sluggers?

Ah fuck it. I'll keep Puig just to keep cutting him.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Joey Votto, limp wrist and all, has actually been serviceable since joining my squad of shit sippers.



Yeah. That’s actually good play for my team.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

You guys ever watch some MACtion on a Friday night just for the fuck of it? Well there’s a barn burner going on between 8th and 9th place right now.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Joey Votto, Lino wrist and all, has actually been serviceable since joining my squad of shit sippers.

You want Puig?

 

[Jaxbuck]

My fantasy version of the Reds vs @Smudger 's team this week

Pretty sure I know how this one is going to go

 

[Smudger]

My fantasy version of the Reds vs @Smudger 's team this week

Pretty sure I know how this one is going to go

@Jake had the same sentiment before our matchup a few weeks ago and he took me to the woodshed 9-3. I see what you’re doing here .

 

[MD Buckeye]

My pitchers can’t get a Win to save their fucking lives. Maybe I should be A$$Holds instead....

 

[Bucklion]

My pitchers can’t get a Win to save their fucking lives. Maybe I should be A$$Holds instead....

I’ll let you have that one if you want, I am thinking of a change to “slapstick slapdicks” or “Scott Bailes Experience”

 

[CFPBuckeye]

20+ AB into the second night of games and my team is on the blistering pace it’s been on for weeks. That pace is zero HR in nearly two days of games.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Correa has a fractured rib.

Sustained the injury via massage at his home on Tuesday.

Out 4-6 weeks.

Not that it matters for a group of useless shitbags in 9th place.