BP Fantasy Baseball (2008-2024, Current Champion = MD Buckeye again)

[CFPBuckeye]

Joe Maddon has been riding that cock since his first year managing Tampa in 2006.

I cut bait with that bum eons ago. I know it's different for a real manager but for crying out loud, move him down in the order.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Carlos Santana makes the 4th guy I have go on paternity leave.....in the first half of the season.

What exactly in the ever loving fuck?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Shaw and now Robertson, too.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He thinks you and @Jaxbuck "ruined the league" with all of the trading,

If Trout and Freeman returns don't give my team a pulse here soon I'll make so many trades he'll quit the sport.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

If Trout and Freeman returns don't give my team a pulse here soon I'll make so many trades he'll quit the sport.

Dibs on Trout!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dibs on Trout!

You have to take, and keep, Donaldson and CarGo with him.

It's only fair.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

You have to take, and keep, Donaldson and CarGo with him.

It's only fair.

Deal

 

[Jaxbuck]

Deal

remember that when Donaldson and CarGo both hit the DL for excessive sucking

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Meh. Excessive sucking? Trout will soften the "blow."

 

[Jake]

Dellin Betances was a dominant reliever for 3+ seasons, then he was traded to my team.

ERA 4.86
WHIP 1.68

That's even worse than Johnny Cueto has been since I acquired him.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Dellin Betances was a dominant reliever for 3+ seasons, then he was traded to my team.

ERA 4.86
WHIP 1.68

That's even worse than Johnny Cueto has been since I acquired him.

Imagine if he was traded to @Jaxbuck's team...

 

[CFPBuckeye]

So how does next week work with the allstar game?

 

[Jake]

Imagine if he was traded to @Jaxbuck's team...

He was traded FROM @Jaxbuck's team.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

He was traded FROM @Jaxbuck's team.

Whoa. You mean a player got worse coming from his team instead of turning into an MVP candidate?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Whoa. You mean a player got worse coming from his team instead of turning into an MVP candidate?

seems damn near impossible doesn't it?