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Bitching about the 2004 Season

FKAGobucks877 said:
I don't get it. Really. Is it a joke?



Hummm ... too many paint chips. Let's see ... you have a brother ... he has a friend ... this friend has a cousin ... the cousin has a sister. That would also make the sister a cousin of the friend. So it would be unnecessary to say "cousin's sister" as this would just be the friend's cousin as well. Unless, of course, there is some West Virginian quirk of fate at work here where the cousin's sister is not actually the friend's cousin as well. Maybe she is also the friend's mother as well? Or any such oddity of the family tree.

Now, where do I get these paint chip thingys? :wink2:
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Just curious, was he an Arab, not that there's anything wrong with that, per se?
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3yards, it was a step-sister. He was a blood relative of the cousin, but not the sister, therefore, instead of saying "step-cousin", which sounds odd, I said "cousin's sister". Sheesh. If only you people would eat your paintchips before reading my posts, you would understand perfectly.

Although, from all accounts, I won't have to insult him...:biggrin:
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Just curious, was he an Arab, not that there's anything wrong with that, per se?

Well I didn't get a good look Rugby, but security cameras caught these pictures in the lobby and parking lot:

yasser_arafat_01.jpg


Parking Lot Picture Attached at bottom.


Hey .. what delivery service did you say would be dropping off the chips?!?




FKAGobucks877 said:
:slappy:

3yards, it was a step-sister. He was a blood relative of the cousin, but not the sister, therefore, instead of saying "step-cousin", which sounds odd, I said "cousin's sister". Sheesh. If only you people would eat your paintchips before reading my posts, you would understand perfectly.

Although, from all accounts, I won't have to insult him...:biggrin:

Oh suuure FKA. Someone misunderstands your "step-cousin" / "step-sister" / "cousin's sister" leap of logic. You misunderstand their replied attempt at humor. And I, the great uniter of paint chippers and non-paint chippers, get the lecture. Where is the justice, I ask? :biggrin:
 

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Oh...any thing can devolve here.

Did I ever tell you guys the story of the time I invented the Thoery of devolution and natural Paint chip Selection....
 
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