Bitching about the 2004 Season

[3yardsandacloud]

I don't get it. Really. Is it a joke?

Hummm ... too many paint chips. Let's see ... you have a brother ... he has a friend ... this friend has a cousin ... the cousin has a sister. That would also make the sister a cousin of the friend. So it would be unnecessary to say "cousin's sister" as this would just be the friend's cousin as well. Unless, of course, there is some West Virginian quirk of fate at work here where the cousin's sister is not actually the friend's cousin as well. Maybe she is also the friend's mother as well? Or any such oddity of the family tree.

Now, where do I get these paint chip thingys?

 

[RugbyBuck]

3 Yards, you should be hearing, right about now, yep, there it is: "Hello, FEDEX, gotta paint chip delivery, for ya here."

Don't eat the whole box at once. These don't grow on trees, you know.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Damnit Rugby ... empty box! The FedEx driver DID have a suspiciously happy grin on his face. Fucking Drivers.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Damnit Rugby ... empty box! The FedEx driver DID have a suspiciously happy grin on his face. Fucking Drivers.

Just curious, was he an Arab, not that there's anything wrong with that, per se?

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Just curious, was he an Arab, not that there's anything wrong with that, per se?

3yards, it was a step-sister. He was a blood relative of the cousin, but not the sister, therefore, instead of saying "step-cousin", which sounds odd, I said "cousin's sister". Sheesh. If only you people would eat your paintchips before reading my posts, you would understand perfectly.

Although, from all accounts, I won't have to insult him...

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Just curious, was he an Arab, not that there's anything wrong with that, per se?

Well I didn't get a good look Rugby, but security cameras caught these pictures in the lobby and parking lot:

Parking Lot Picture Attached at bottom.


Hey .. what delivery service did you say would be dropping off the chips?!?

3yards, it was a step-sister. He was a blood relative of the cousin, but not the sister, therefore, instead of saying "step-cousin", which sounds odd, I said "cousin's sister". Sheesh. If only you people would eat your paintchips before reading my posts, you would understand perfectly.

Although, from all accounts, I won't have to insult him...

Oh suuure FKA. Someone misunderstands your "step-cousin" / "step-sister" / "cousin's sister" leap of logic. You misunderstand their replied attempt at humor. And I, the great uniter of paint chippers and non-paint chippers, get the lecture. Where is the justice, I ask?

 

[AKAK]

And I, the great uniter of paint chippers and non-paint chippers, get the lecture. Where is the justice, I ask?

You're either with us or against us, Bitch!


Or is that the other way around.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

I, the great uniter of paint chippers and non-paint chippers, get the lecture. Where is the justice, I ask?

There is no such thing, sissie-boy. You're either a paint-chipper, or you're an enemy!

 

[RugbyBuck]

I hope the box didn't have white powder and/or wasn't ticking, 3Y. I've heard about these FEDEX suicide deliveries.

Ding Dong. LANDSHARK!

 

[AKAK]

There is no such thing, sissie-boy. You're either a paint-chipper, or you're an enemy!

Ha... I beat you.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

You're either with us or against us, Bitch!


Or is that the other way around.

Obviously the other way around ... "Bitch, us against, or us with, are you!"

 

[AKAK]

Obviously the other way around ... "Bitch, us against, or us with, are you!"

Precisely.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Only on the Planet could a discussion of JT's comments e(de)volve into Yasar Arafat delivering paint chips overnight. Cheers, Clarity, there's a big box o' chips on the way to you.

 

[3yardsandacloud]

Precisely.

"Bitch, us against, or us with, are you!"

Yes, yes, one of my favorites quotes ... from Yoda I believe.

 

[AKAK]

Oh...any thing can devolve here.

Did I ever tell you guys the story of the time I invented the Thoery of devolution and natural Paint chip Selection....