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Division A:
Ohio State
Michigan
Michigan State
Purdue
Indiana
Illinois
Division B
Penn State
Nebraska
Wisconsin
Minnesota
Iowa
Northwestern
Competitive Balance::
From a competitive balance perspective I tried to divide it up with some sense of the historical prowess of each team with an emphasis on the present, although not sooo much on the present that I don't consider a school like Michigan to be 1 of the main powers or consider Iowa as a power the same as OSU/Nebraska:
The "Big 4" OSU/Mich/Neb/PSU are split up
I would say that Wiscy and Iowa make up Tier 2, both ended up in B but I felt this was unavoidable.
Tier 3 id say is Purdue, Illinois and Sparty which we keep in A to balance out what Tier 2 gives to B. I think these schools have shown the capability to catch up with the Tier 2 schools and surpass at times.
I think the combined advantage of A in the Big 4 (with tOSU/Mich being the traditional BIG boys of the conference) and the advantage in tier 3 helps to balance out the obvious tier 2 imbalance. Obviously in the short run Michigan would hurt A and B would obviously be the better side but I don't want to be that short sighted with my divisions
The rest is the rest, Indiana, Minnesota, Northwestern. NW has had some good years which can help B
Protecting Rivalries
But the real core of my philosophy here was maintaining as many rivalries as possible, I considered the rivalries in terms of the 2 teams that each school plays every year now, and other games involving rivalry trophies and what not that aren't currently preserved each year:
Viewing from each schools perspective:
Ohio State: Maintains rivalry with Michigan, the Illibuck would become an annual thing. Would probably play Penn State in the preserved cross section game
Michigan: They get their 2 current rivalries preserved (tOSU and Sparty), the Little Brown jug "rivalry" with Minnesota is currently not played every year in the current setup. They could play Minny in the preserved cross division game, but I think Nebraska would like to have that game (with tOSU already taken)
Michigan State: Get to keep with Michigan, they lose their "rivalry" with PSU that the Big Ten tried to manufacture. They get to keep the rivalry game with Indiana (Old brass spittoon). Go ahead and match them up with Wisconsin for the cross divisional, not that important though.
Purdue: Gets to keep rivalry with Indiana and Illinois, go ahead and pair them up with Iowa for the hell of it, not that important.
Indiana: Keeps current games with Purdue and Illinois, along with having the Old Brass Spittoon game with MSU on yearly basis. Cross division it up with Minnesota in an unimportant one
Illinois: Gets to keep rivalry with Indiana, the Illibuck game is renewed on yearly basis. They would need the game with Northwestern preserved on the cross division thing but that was unavoidable.
Moving to Division B:
Penn State: They get an opportunity here to fight with Iowa over the end of the year rivalry game with Nebraska, either way they can establish a rivalry there to replace a rivalry with Michigan State that was kind of meaningless. I think it makes sense to give them Ohio State in the cross division game and preserve that.
Nebraska: Coming in new to the Big Ten has yet to establish rivals, but pairing them here with a natural geographic rival (Iowa) and another school still looking for their big rival (Penn State) made sense. Giving them Michigan in the cross division game makes sense giving them another big time match up maybe earlier in the season.
Wisconsin: Preserves rivalry game with Minnesota and Iowa, Gave them Michigan State in the cross division for the heck of it.
Minnesota: Keeps rivalries with Iowa and Wiscy, doesn't keep Michigan rivalry yearly but that one isn't yearly right now.
Iowa: Maintains rivalries with Wisconsin and Minnesota, gets a chance to establish a geographical rivalry with Nebraska. A protected game with Purdue isn't that much of a biggie but they didn't have a real obvious cross division rivalry
Northwestern: Their rivalry game with Illinois is the cross divisional one, they lose the current match up with Purdue but I've never really heard of that being a huge thing
So to recap:
Rivalries preserved within Division A:
Ohio State-Michigan (The Game)
Ohio State-Illinois (Illibuck) [Is not preserved currently]
Michigan-Michigan State (Paul Bunyan Trophy)
Purdue-Indiana (Old Oaken Bucket)
Purdue-Illinois (Purdue Cannon)
Illinois-Indiana
Indiana-Michigan State (Old Brass Spittoon}
Rivalries preserved within Division B:
Iowa-Wisconsin (Heartland Trophy)
Iowa-Minnesota (Floyd of Rosedale)
Wisconsin-Minnesota (Paul Bunyan's Axe)
Minnesota-Penn State (Governor's Victory Bell) [Not preserved currently]
Rivalries preserved with yearly "protected" game:
Ohio State-Penn State
Illinois-Northwestern (Land of Lincoln Trophy)
Rivalries not preserved on a yearly basis:
Penn State-Michigan State (Land Grant Trophy)
Michigan-Minnesota (Little Brown Jug) [Not preserved now]
Northwestern-Purdue
Potential for New rivalries:
Nebraska-Penn State (Divisional)
Nebraska-Iowa (Divisional)
Nebraska-Michigan (Cross Divisional)
Other cross Divisional games:
Purdue-Iowa
Wisconsin-MSU
Indiana-Minnesota