I don't see anything comical on the part of the Big Ten. We made them an honest and fair (i.e. no special treatment) offer in 1999. They dragged it out into an elaborate "courtship" before subsequently overruling their own faculty's wishes, doing what was in the best interest of the football program and holding an amazingly stupendously arrogant and delusional press conference where they essentially said they were too good for the Big Ten.
Since then, the Big Ten has ignored them. When we announced an expansion study, they--without the slightest bit of contact from the Big Ten--felt the need to make a string of public announcements saying that they weren't interested. Now, they're hinting they might be....but only if events force them.
The reality is that the Big Ten doesn't need the domers. We have a realistic shot at Texas, and anyone else on the list will crawl to Chicago on their hands and knees to sign the papers. We won't give ND special privileges. We won't allow them to join for some sports but not others. We won't give them a special cut of revenue. We won't let them into the CIC. We won't take their hockey program along when the BTHC is formed. We made them a simple offer a decade ago, and they refused.
Now, after their football and basketball programs have been irrelevant for 10 years, after they're no closer to AAU membership than they were a decade ago, after the Big Ten Network has been a resounding success and every Big Ten school makes 50% more television money than ND, after there's at long last grumblings within the Big East about giving them the boot, they're still preening and prancing around like a self-involved, self-important bunch of douchebags.
There's only one side to this tortured relationship that's comical, and it doesn'st start with Big and end with Ten.