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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,178234,00.html

For male bats, intelligence comes at a steep price. A new study found that bat species with large brains have smaller testicles.
The correlation is likely an evolutionary tradeoff between having to maintain a large brain and producing lots of sperm, said Scott Pitnick, a biologist at Syracuse University in New York who conducted the research.
"The male who ejaculates the greatest number of sperm may win at this game, and hence many bats have evolved outrageously big testes," Pitnick said. "Because they live on an energetic knife-edge, bats may not be able to evolutionarily afford both big testes and big brains."
Female bats in many species mate with more than just one male, and sperm can survive in the female's body for long periods of time; this leads to fierce competition between sperm to fertilize the egg.
Pitnick suspects that the males with relatively large testes and small brains leave more offspring than larger-brained and less fertile competitors.
In the study, Pitnick and colleagues analyzed 334 species of bats and found that in species with promiscuous females, the males had evolved larger testes but had relatively small brains.



In species where the females were faithful to their mates, the correlation was reversed. The study also showed that male fidelity appeared to have no influence over testes or brain size.
In some bat species, the male's testes can make up as much as 8.5 percent of body mass. Of all mammals, bats have the widest range of testes mass: between 0.12 percent and 8.5 percent of body mass.
As a comparison, testes mass in primates (including humans) varies between 0.02 and 0.75 percent.
The research was detailed in a recent issue of the journal Proceedings B of London, a biology journal of the United Kingdom's Royal Society.
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ok seriously, what is the purpose of this study other than fullfilling some perverse desire to grope bats?

Of all mammals, bats have the widest range of testes mass: between 0.12 percent and 8.5 percent of body mass.
As a comparison, testes mass in primates (including humans) varies between 0.02 and 0.75 percent.
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well thats a hit to the ole ego. proportionally speaking, even the geeky bats that get beat up in high school have bigger rocks than any of us...
 
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OK, I understand that this is great trivia and has some comedic value, but WTF is the point of studying shit like this? I don't really get it...
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Saw31 said:
OK, I understand that this is great trivia and has some comedic value, but WTF is the point of studying shit like this? I don't really get it...
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different stokes....

I imagine some scientist on vacation. He is in some cavern doing some hiking. He notices this bat that keeps flying right into the cave walls. He then notices the bat has HUGE BALLS. "Hmmmm...I wonder...."
 
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