Best Line in all of Rock 'n' Roll

[buckeyebri]

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care it's five o clock somewhere

 

[BayBuck]

Pink Floyd-Meddle! One of their most under-rated albums. ( and the slide guitar on One of These Days Kicks Ass!)

Silence in the studio!

 

[BB73]

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son.

 

[Onebuckfan]

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son.

I like it Fogerty at his best.

 

[CookyPuss]

So I went on to Cleveland and I ended up insane
~Ryan Adams: Oh My Sweet Carolina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=DvIRk8wvC_A

 

[Onebuckfan]

Bowling for Soup has some humorous lyrics..

 

[ScottsdaleBucki]

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's,
And his hair was perfect.

 

[ScottsdaleBucki]

Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride, hot as a pistol but cool inside.
Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!

 

[ulukinatme]

I like it Fogerty at his best.

Another Fogerty song:

Tambourines and elephants are playing in the band.
Won't you take a ride on the flying spoon?

WTF, the lyrics in that song are nuts

 

[Onebuckfan]

I must be George Foreman cause I'm all up in your grill..

 

[cincibuck]

The pump don't work 'cause the vandal stole the handle.

 

[otisu]

You know it balances on your head just like a mattress balances on a bottle of wine

 

[Onebuckfan]

Panama Red it steal your woman then it rob your head Panama Red

 

[cincibuck]

Sweet Melinda,
The peasants call her the goddess of gloom,
She speaks good English
And she invites you up into her room;
And you're so kind
And careful not to go to her too soon;
And she takes your voice
And leaves you howling at the moon.

 

[Apache]

After all, I'm comfortably numb...