Beat Cancer Through Masturbation

[sandgk]

I wonder how long this will last in OD Work-Safe?

Anyway - true story, Australian researchers report that prostate cancer risk is lowered through frequent masturbation.

Five or more times a week should do the trick claim the spunky scientists from down under.

Researchers find that men who masturbate frequently are at a reduced risk of cancer.
Frequent masturbation may help men cut their risk of contracting prostate cancer, Australian researchers have found. It is believed that carcinogens may build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly, BBC News reported on Wednesday. The researchers surveyed more than 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer, and 1,250 men who had not. They found that men who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to get cancer. Men who ejaculated more than five times each week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

(Wonder if their mom's ever told 'em it would make them blind.)

 

[BB73]

Sounds like a sticky situation.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

What kind of wack-off article is that?

 

[BUCKYLE]

I call bullshit. If it were true, prostate cancer wouldn't exist.

 

[iambrutus]

agreed, this guy is a real jerk off

 

[3074326]

I think I'll go beat cancer right now.

Kidding...












Or am I?

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Fire off knuckle children while fighting cancer it's a beautiful thing.


SKEET!

SKEET!

SKEET!

 

[Folanator]

I'm out...

 

[Taosman]

Survey says.......bullpucky! And prostrate issues don't usually show till your in your 40s!

 

[CCI]

What kind of wack-off article is that?

I think I'll go beat cancer right now.

Kidding...












Or am I?

That causes blindness oh I am stllll tyrping I am blind now i can see

Fire off knuckle children while fighting cancer it's a beautiful thing.


SKEET!

SKEET!

SKEET!

We used to have a saying when I was in College punch the clown

 

[Brutus1]

I won a contest once.

 

[sandgk]

They really should make an official FDA approvable warning label ....

"Proactive Prostate Cancer Prevention Thorugh Self-Stimulation:

May lead to Temporary Blindness, Muscle Fatigue or Deafness. Subjects with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome should consult with their Doctor. In the event of a proactive prostate cancer prevention regimen lasting more than four hours seek medical attention.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Only four or five times a week? I must be really healthy then!

 

[CCI]

Only four or five times a week? I must be really healthy then!

You forearm & wrist have to be tore up

 

[OCBucksFan]

You forearm & wrist have to be tore up

Nah, but my righty does have the same shape as Popeye.