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Bat-Poop Crazy Pat Robertson Is Bat-Poop Crazy Yet Again

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Gatorubet;1643085; said:
OK Pat. Countless scholars? Count them for me after naming them. Some of them. One of them?

And by the way, are you saying that all of the Haitians were in the "no French in exchange for my soul" thing? If not, was it okey-doke for God to doom the rest of the Haitians to poverty for generations because a couple Hatian guys wanted to strike a deal with the Devil to end that Godly slavery thing they had going? Finally, is there the name of just one of the alleged partners to the deal with the Devil. How about the name of one person who says that they know the name of one of the alleged partners to the deal with the Devil?

Uh-huh. Thought so.

Also, this Kiffinesque statement points out that, "countless scholars and religious figures over the centuries to believe the country is cursed."

What is telling is the absence of information. I notice that Gorden Robertson's press release did not say: "countless scholars and religious figures over the centuries believe that the people of Haiti got together and swore a pact to the devil, sayhing, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal"...

That would be only one wing nut.
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Look, if Haitians were really good at the blues, I might believe this... but... never have I heard a Haitian ask anyone to squeeze their lemon till the juice runs down their leg. There's a reason the Devil goes down to Georgia... and... really stays in SEC country in general. Where the fuck to you think all those BCS cahmpionships and blazing speed come from. Les Miles? Oh yeah, he's driving down (up?) to Rosedale every chance he gets. I don't expect to see Tennesse at their current crossroads for long. Urban Meyer? Panic Attack? Negative. He's got a bill to pay. Don't even start me about Saban. He's gonna need to resin up his bow and play his fiddle hard.
 
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AKAKBUCK;1643128; said:
Look, if Haitians were really good at the blues, I might believe this... but... never have I heard a Haitian ask anyone to squeeze their lemon till the juice runs down their leg. There's a reason the Devil goes down to Georgia... and... really stays in SEC country in general. Where the [censored] to you think all those BCS cahmpionships and blazing speed come from. Les Miles? Oh yeah, he's driving down (up?) to Rosedale every chance he gets. I don't expect to see Tennesse at their current crossroads for long. Urban Meyer? Panic Attack? Negative. He's got a bill to pay. Don't even start me about Saban. He's gonna need to resin up his bow and play his fiddle hard.
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I'm actually pretty convinced that Saban is the devil.
 
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AKAKBUCK;1643128; said:
Look, if Haitians were really good at the blues, I might believe this... but... never have I heard a Haitian ask anyone to squeeze their lemon till the juice runs down their leg. There's a reason the Devil goes down to Georgia... and... really stays in SEC country in general. Where the [censored] to you think all those BCS cahmpionships and blazing speed come from. Les Miles? Oh yeah, he's driving down (up?) to Rosedale every chance he gets. I don't expect to see Tennesse at their current crossroads for long. Urban Meyer? Panic Attack? Negative. He's got a bill to pay. Don't even start me about Saban. He's gonna need to resin up his bow and play his fiddle hard.
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Actually, if you squeeze me like a lemon I just fall on the floor and throw
up from the pain.
 
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Gatorubet;1642874; said:
This also could live in the Religion in Schools Thread, as Exhibit "A" as to why not to mix religion and education, but...
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And now if only we could get government out of education we'd be getting somewhere.....

EDIT: Dammit, Jake beat me to it. Must be that Big 33 speed :biggrin:
 
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MaxBuck;1643503; said:
I have this sneaky feeling that Jessica Simpson listening intently to Robert Plant is one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
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I was going to say that Robert Plant talking to Jess while glancing sideways instead of staring at her boobs was...
 
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