I’d have to marry Ole Miss (picturing a girl in The Grove), fuck Auburn (picturing a girl at Toomer’s Corner), and kill Pig Sooey.
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Nutriaitch
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these are the correct answers.
those Southern Belles at Ole Miss can be swung to your side of the fence, so marry one.
can't have bacon without killing a pig or two, so Arky has to die.
Auburn???
we going prison rules
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Auburn enticing fans to stick with the team by giving them a chance to win a mobile home by going to games:
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Report: Auburn's Bryan Harsin Has 'Good Chance' of Being Fired with Loss to Missouri
There is reportedly some belief that Auburn will fire head football coach Bryan Harsin if the Tigers lose to Missouri on Saturday.
Bruce Feldman of Fox Sports said during Saturday's Big Noon Kickoff (h/t Barkley Truax of On3) that there is a "really good chance" Harsin will be fired as soon as Monday if Auburn can't beat Mizzou.
Feldman added that Harsin getting fired at some point in 2022 has felt like a "real inevitability" and would reach new levels if Auburn falls to 2-2 on the heels of last week's 41-12 blowout loss against Penn State.
After Harsin went 69-19 in seven seasons at Boise State, Auburn hired him prior to the 2021 season. His first year with the Tigers was largely disappointing, as they went just 6-7 and lost to Houston in the Birmingham Bowl.
Harsin's short tenure at Auburn has also been marred by controversy, as the university launched an investigation into his conduct as head coach after the 2021 season ended.
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One thing that has perhaps saved Harsin thus far is the financial implications that would come along with firing him.
Per Feldman, Auburn will owe Harsin a $15.3 million buyout if it fires him, and half of it would be due within 60 days of his firing.
Entire article: https://bleacherreport.com/articles...d-chance-of-being-fired-with-loss-to-missouri
Just sayin':
1) It sounds like Auburn beating Mizzou in OT Saturday might have saved Harsin's job (for at least another week).
2) Auburn could easily have 6 more losses this year, LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss, Arkansas, aTm, and Alabama.
There is reportedly some belief that Auburn will fire head football coach Bryan Harsin if the Tigers lose to Missouri on Saturday.
Bruce Feldman of Fox Sports said during Saturday's Big Noon Kickoff (h/t Barkley Truax of On3) that there is a "really good chance" Harsin will be fired as soon as Monday if Auburn can't beat Mizzou.
Feldman added that Harsin getting fired at some point in 2022 has felt like a "real inevitability" and would reach new levels if Auburn falls to 2-2 on the heels of last week's 41-12 blowout loss against Penn State.
After Harsin went 69-19 in seven seasons at Boise State, Auburn hired him prior to the 2021 season. His first year with the Tigers was largely disappointing, as they went just 6-7 and lost to Houston in the Birmingham Bowl.
Harsin's short tenure at Auburn has also been marred by controversy, as the university launched an investigation into his conduct as head coach after the 2021 season ended.
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One thing that has perhaps saved Harsin thus far is the financial implications that would come along with firing him.
Per Feldman, Auburn will owe Harsin a $15.3 million buyout if it fires him, and half of it would be due within 60 days of his firing.
Entire article: https://bleacherreport.com/articles...d-chance-of-being-fired-with-loss-to-missouri
Just sayin':
1) It sounds like Auburn beating Mizzou in OT Saturday might have saved Harsin's job (for at least another week).
2) Auburn could easily have 6 more losses this year, LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss, Arkansas, aTm, and Alabama.
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It has.
Also, with a lot of the off-field wackiness between Harsin and Auburn boosters, there’s no guarantee that he’d survive a bye week.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Yeah, I read somewhere that the Auburn AD that hired him is not longer the AD, so he doesn't have a lot of support from within the Auburn Athletic Department. It looks like if they fire him after this season he gets a $14.98M buyout (more if before); and that's on top the $21.45M buyout Auburn had to pay Gus. Oh well. it's only money....
Auburn paid nearly $75 million to move on from Gus Malzahn
Gus Malzahn signed a seven-year, $49 million extension to remain head coach of the Auburn Tigers late in 2017. Three years later he was fired following a 6-4 season in 2020. Malzahn is doing fine as he is now the head coach at UCF. But that is not all. He also got a $21.45 million buyout from Auburn. That is quite the sum of money to receive for being fired.
https://fansided.com/2021/03/15/auburn-football-firing-gus-malzahn-cost/#:~:text=But that is not all,the spending kept on coming.
Harsin’s salary started at $5 million in 2021 and increases by $100,000 each year through Dec. 31, 2026:
- 2021: $5 million
- 2022: $5.1 million
- 2023: $5.2 million
- 2024: $5.3 million
- 2025: $5.4 million
- 2026: $5.5 million
If Bryan Harsin is fired without cause before his contract expires on Dec. 31, 2026, he’s due a buyout equal to 70% of the remaining value.
https://sports.betmgm.com/en/blog/college-football/what-is-bryan-harsins-buyout-auburn-bm01/#:~:text=Bryan Harsin signed a six,triggering a $21.7-million buyout.
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LovelandBuckeye
You never lose to those pricks. Ever. Ever. - UFM
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