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AKAK said:
"God commanded Noah to build an ark"

I mean I'm not the best interpreter of the old testament but if I read the plain text....
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Are we allowed to quote Bill Cosby still since he’s been cancelled?

Because his, “God? This is Noah… What’s a cubit?” punchline from his old comedy records is still fucking hilarious to me.
 
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Dryden said:
Are we allowed to quote Bill Cosby still since he’s been cancelled?

Because his, “God? This is Noah… What’s a cubit?” punchline from his old comedy records is still fucking hilarious to me.
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“…….am I on Candid Camera?!?” is my go-to line anytime shit goes sideways.
 
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Jake said:
Looks like we might be due for a rewrite of the whole thing: "The Adam and Eve story will repeat (again)."

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Niburu has a uniquely untalented person doing the graphic work.

If I were coming to destroy, I'd arrive with bells on, and that would include reaching those of us unwashed types found on X.
 
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AKAK said:
"God commanded Noah to build an ark"

I mean I'm not the best interpreter of the old testament but if I read the plain text....
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Someone hasn't watched enough Deep Impact.

Sidenote, I went looking for an image, and found this ironic
Returning to Los Angeles, a final sweeping dramatic sequence was filmed near Malibu. Twin tunnels on Kanan Dume Road were used as the entrance to the Ark, the sealed habitat in which a chosen, fortunate few Americans hope to survive the devastating impact of the comet. Modeled after the caves carved into the limestone shelves of Kansas City, Missouri, the tunnels were fitted with giant, sealing doors. The scene represents one of several shelters built by the government; each shelter is intended to hold a million people and a menagerie of animals to repopulate the Earth after the cataclysm.

The two-day shoot required a thousand extras and two hundred animals. Animal coordinator Jules Sylvester worked with every animal company in the business in order to get the impressive selection of wildlife that appears in the scene. "We have lions, jaguars, hyenas, alligators, pythons, kangaroos, ostrich, buffalo, camels, elephants, zebras, cattle, chickens, birds. And," he jokes, "we started this morning with two rabbits."
Sylvester recruited the animals with their individual trainers, as some of the larger cats in particular have grown up to relate to only one person. "The only problem we've had," Sylvester reports, "is working the animals closely with the thousand extras. I find myself saying 'excuse me, ma'am, could you please not pet the jaguar since he tends to want to eat you.'"
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:slappy: at that last line
In this scene, only those people selected for special qualifications or by a national lottery are being allowed to enter the Ark -- while all around them, those not chosen fight to get in. "In this case, we're trying in some small hopeful way to preserve our society and our sort of life as we know it," says director Mimi Leder of the Ark. "In this enormously grand sequence with a thousand extras, the theme of saying goodbye to our loved ones - and intimate moments amidst the chaos - is what I found unique and challenging in the making of this movie."
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... Just including this last section so it's clear what I'm pasting here
 
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Jake said:
Looks like someone left the caves. :lol:

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