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Asinine Conspiracies

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The thread title is "asinine". How do we define "asinine"? I mean, I can come up with some theories that are really "out there". Like... that prison escapee in the Philadelphia area - he was actually released from prison temporarily to force people to stay in their homes in that area. The government knew that the space aliens were landing in that area and having the general public getting actual high-quality, unedited video wouldn't be very easy to argue. Why were the aliens visiting that area? To finish the job that Flight 93 failed to do: close the last hole to the earth's core in the United States. This will make the last open holes to the earth's core in Siberia and near the north pole. The Russians, of course, are only attacking Ukraine to keep them from opening their own opening. But expect I expect the Russian economy to collapse soon due to alien involvement. The aliens will then take the opportunity to close the Russian hole, giving the aliens a monopoly and sole access to the earth's core.

That's when climate change theory will be debunked.
 
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Zurp said:
The thread title is "asinine". How do we define "asinine"? I mean, I can come up with some theories that are really "out there". Like... that prison escapee in the Philadelphia area - he was actually released from prison temporarily to force people to stay in their homes in that area. The government knew that the space aliens were landing in that area and having the general public getting actual high-quality, unedited video wouldn't be very easy to argue. Why were the aliens visiting that area? To finish the job that Flight 93 failed to do: close the last hole to the earth's core in the United States. This will make the last open holes to the earth's core in Siberia and near the north pole. The Russians, of course, are only attacking Ukraine to keep them from opening their own opening. But expect I expect the Russian economy to collapse soon due to alien involvement. The aliens will then take the opportunity to close the Russian hole, giving the aliens a monopoly and sole access to the earth's core.

That's when climate change theory will be debunked.
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I think it’s like the Supreme Court with pornography…you know it when you see it. As I said earlier in the thread, my favorite is the one where there are no actual birds left…every species of bird was intentionally made extinct by the world order government, so every “bird” everyone sees is now a spy drone.

No, I’m not making that up.
 
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Zurp said:
The thread title is "asinine". How do we define "asinine"? I mean, I can come up with some theories that are really "out there". Like... that prison escapee in the Philadelphia area - he was actually released from prison temporarily to force people to stay in their homes in that area. The government knew that the space aliens were landing in that area and having the general public getting actual high-quality, unedited video wouldn't be very easy to argue. Why were the aliens visiting that area? To finish the job that Flight 93 failed to do: close the last hole to the earth's core in the United States. This will make the last open holes to the earth's core in Siberia and near the north pole. The Russians, of course, are only attacking Ukraine to keep them from opening their own opening. But expect I expect the Russian economy to collapse soon due to alien involvement. The aliens will then take the opportunity to close the Russian hole, giving the aliens a monopoly and sole access to the earth's core.

That's when climate change theory will be debunked.
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Bucklion said:
I think it’s like the Supreme Court with pornography…you know it when you see it. As I said earlier in the thread, my favorite is the one where there are no actual birds left…every species of bird was intentionally made extinct by the world order government, so every “bird” everyone sees is now a spy drone.

No, I’m not making that up.
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Yeah - that's a good one.

The moon is a hologram put there to send us subliminal messages to drink more milk. Everyone knows that cow milk is really not needed in an adult's diet. But Big Dairy needs to continue to pay their annual dues to organized crime, and the only way they can make enough money is if we drink enough milk, eat cheese, etc. You may have heard about Obama's personal chef? He drowned recently. It was a hit job because he had photos of Obama and "Michelle", who is actually Obama's high school friend, formerly "Michael". Obama and Michael have been receiving payments by Big Dairy to keep up the ruse for milk. The chef was actually a secret spy hired by vegans and he was ready to out the scandal to the world.

Also, Elvis faked Kennedy's assassination to save his life - Bobby Kennedy was going to have his brother assassinated the next day to win a bar bet with John Travolta.
 
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Bucklion said:
I think it’s like the Supreme Court with pornography…you know it when you see it. As I said earlier in the thread, my favorite is the one where there are no actual birds left…every species of bird was intentionally made extinct by the world order government, so every “bird” everyone sees is now a spy drone.

No, I’m not making that up.
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I assumed that crew was doing it for the merch sales.
 
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Jake said:
I don't argue with Qmum. I'm there for the show. BTW, Lincoln, Tesla, Trump, JFK, Elvis, and Assange are all related. Also, Kurt Cobain is alive.



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Ah yes, twitter user with Spin Doctors inspired handle is for sure bringing the revelations.
 
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Bucklion said:
I think it’s like the Supreme Court with pornography…you know it when you see it. As I said earlier in the thread, my favorite is the one where there are no actual birds left…every species of bird was intentionally made extinct by the world order government, so every “bird” everyone sees is now a spy drone.

No, I’m not making that up.
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Well I've noticed over the last year that there are not many birds coming to my feeders like before. Drones wouldn't need to eat so. . . .
 
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Bucklion said:
I think it’s like the Supreme Court with pornography…you know it when you see it. As I said earlier in the thread, my favorite is the one where there are no actual birds left…every species of bird was intentionally made extinct by the world order government, so every “bird” everyone sees is now a spy drone.

No, I’m not making that up.
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The "Birds aren't real" conspiracy theory is a known satire of conspiracy theories.

 
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