Another memo to OSU students on campus..

[3074326]

If you're riding a bike around campus, don't fucking hit people with your bike. Slow down, go around, something. Especially when the person (me) is just walking forward, not doing anything tricky.

That is all.

 

[JXC]

If you're riding a bike around campus, don't fucking hit people with your bike. Slow down, go around, something. Especially when the person (me) is just walking forward, not doing anything tricky.

That is all.

You are obviously alive. Drive next time...and hit them with your car.

 

[3074326]

Can't drive on the oval.

I am alive. My health isn't the concern, the concern is how someone is stupid enough to hit someone when he/she is riding a bike?

 

[jwinslow]

Can't drive on the oval.

NOS-injected segway.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Can't drive on the oval.

Not with that attitude, you can't.

 

[3074326]

^ jwins has given me a better attitude about the situation.

NOS-injected segway.

This is a good idea. I could be ruining days at an alarming rate with one of those.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

Not with that attitude, you can't.

kids these days


seriously are you 5-6 132lbs? are you honeslty mary st louis? ive never had these problems in my life

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Your constitution towards rights-of-way is weak.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Can't drive on the oval.

I am alive. My health isn't the concern, the concern is how someone is stupid enough to hit someone when he/she is riding a bike?

Perhaps not, but you can carry an umbrella, cane or strong stick to jam in the spokes of their wheels.

Best to teach them a lesson early before I have to shove them off a Chicago sidewalk and into an oncoming cab.

 

[leroyjenkins]

To make you feel better when I was in school 10 years ago, I was walking west past Larkins, which I think is RPAC now. I was walking down the hill to Morrill Tower when I see this asshole rolling OUT on his bike down the hill. He loses control and blasts a curb sending him ass over tea kettle, and into the muddy, post snow, grass. I lol'd like crazy and found solice bc I too have felt the wrath of a front wheel up the back of my legs!!

 

[3074326]

kids these days


seriously are you 5-6 132lbs? are you honeslty mary st louis? ive never had these problems in my life

Not small, not ridiculously huge. Average college student, basically.

Not sure what this guy was doing, but he pretty much hit me right in the back/ass region. I was on the oval, not much to hide behind out there.

To make you feel better when I was in school 10 years ago, I was walking west past Larkins, which I think is RPAC now. I was walking down the hill to Morrill Tower when I see this asshole rolling OUT on his bike down the hill. He loses control and blasts a curb sending him ass over tea kettle, and into the muddy, post snow, grass. I lol'd like crazy and found solice bc I too have felt the wrath of a front wheel up the back of my legs!!

Haha, awesome. I would've loved to see this guy go down. The tire was one thing, the handle bar in the back was another.

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

Seek vengeance in the winter when the dumb[censored]s still try to ride their bikes around and constantly wreck on the ice

 

[BUCKYLE]

Not sure what this guy was doing, but he pretty much hit me right in the back/ass region. I was on the oval, not much to hide behind out there.

Choke slam. Other bikers may do the same, but I bet that one doesn't.

 

[leroyjenkins]

Choke slam. Other bikers may do the same, but I bet that one doesn't.

If you do it to someone on a bike you could rename it to a Spoke Slam!!
:)

 

[Mac]

I agree and if I have to, I will throw a stick in the spokes