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Alone For Thanksgiving

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DubCoffman62;1824722; said:
I still have a half turkey leftover. I don't even like turkey. I'll send it your way.
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Thanks for the offer, we both had slightly abby-normal (Mel Brroks at work here) thanksgivings. You were threatening to eat a TV dinner and I Chinese. I will take you up on that offer just in case the Boss drops in unexpectedly for leftovers. My wife did make a killer cheesecake that I will virtually share with you. :biggrin:

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12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird! ​

  • Salmonella won’t be a concern.
  • Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
  • Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
  • Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
  • Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.
  • No one will overeat.
  • The smoke alarm was due for a test.
  • Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
  • You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.
  • After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
  • The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
  • You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
 
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