Alone For Thanksgiving

[utgrad73]

I still have a half turkey leftover. I don't even like turkey. I'll send it your way.

Thanks for the offer, we both had slightly abby-normal (Mel Brroks at work here) thanksgivings. You were threatening to eat a TV dinner and I Chinese. I will take you up on that offer just in case the Boss drops in unexpectedly for leftovers. My wife did make a killer cheesecake that I will virtually share with you.

12 Reasons to be Thankful you Burnt the Bird! ​

• Salmonella won’t be a concern.
• Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.
• Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
• Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.
• Pets won’t bother to pester you for scraps.
• No one will overeat.
• The smoke alarm was due for a test.
• Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
• You’ll get to the desserts even quicker.
• After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
• The less turkey Uncle You-Know-Who eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
• You won’t have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.