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College football player, son of former Bengals star, suspended after arrest

Alabama defensive back Dre Kirkpatrick Jr., the son of former Crimson Tide and Cincinnati Bengals defensive back Dre Kirkpatrick, has been suspended indefinitely following his arrest on Saturday in Tuscaloosa, head coach Kalen DeBoer said.

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AL doing their best impression of GA football players. University of Alabama Police Department attempted to stop a white Mercedes that was “exhibiting excessive speed and reckless driving,” police said.

 

[Jaxbuck]

These arguments make me laugh. These If / then arguments, where the "If" part is false. There's no way to test the rest because the first part is false.
If you paid me $20M per year to play basketball, I'd make 100% of my free throws.
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't hit their asses when they hop.
If Indiana played Alabama's schedule, they wouldn't be undefeated.
If Chuck Norris was born on the moon, he'd punch all the COVID viruses and they'd all do his taxes for him.
There's no way to prove any of these statements right or wrong.

They're fine for a group of friends hanging out in the bar arguing about whether the 1975 Reds could have beaten the 2010 Canadian hockey team in video poker. But Paul Finebaum will never be taken seriously as a national sports figure by using arguments like this.

I have you completely defeated

If time is moving forward, M*chigan will still suck.

Now, tell me...am I wrong?