Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented Burt Reynolds playing football at FSU:

 

[Saw31]

Al Gore invented that hot Fla. State chick...

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented attention whores.

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented that hot Fla. State chick...

Al Gore invented shoving Spalding basketballs into a girls chest cavity.

Al Gore invented attention whores

Al Gore invented Paris Hilton.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented scratching an itch.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented <p><img height=216 width=201 src="http://www.gradin.com/images/mantis.jpg">


pray·ing man·tis - n. - A green or brownish predatory insect (Mantis religiosa) that while at rest folds its front legs as if in prayer.

 

[Dublin Buckeyes]

Al Gore invented night vision recording equipment.

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented, um...Paris Hilton again.

 

[Prof. Wagstaff]

Al Gore invented crabs

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented lovable animated characters.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented Nemo.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Al Gore invented Elmo

 

[Prof. Wagstaff]

Al Gore invented Fritz the Cat

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented "That bunny has a fat ass."

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Grore invented a dog with a death wish.