Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented the only mechanic you can trust in NYC.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented Charles Bronson.

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[vrbryant]

Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Smartie Candy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Get Smart

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented being a smart-ass.

 

[Zurp]

Al Gore invented being a fat ass.

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented caption contests for pictures of fat asses.

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Al Gore invented Fresh Fish

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

Al Gore invented Mule Train

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented the "gravy train".

Al Gore invented Crystal Gravy.

Al Gore invented multiple, simultaneous inventions.

 

[NFBuck]

Al Gore invented twins.

 

[Captain Hindsight]

Al Gore invented "AND TWINS!"

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented the expression: "Nice pair!"

 

[Piney]

Al Gore invented Man Laws.