Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented Better Off Dead

 

[High Lonesome]

Al Gore invented Drop Dead Fred

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the phrase "I wish you would drop dead".

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented "Your wish is my command".

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

EDIT... I wish my mother in law would drop dead but ScriptOhio beat me in....

Al gore invented the make a wish foundation

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented the wishbone.

 

[Golferdow01]

Al Gore invented Wishbone the dog

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented Snoop Dogg

 

[bucknut11]

Al Gore invented Dr. Dre

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented following the doctor's advice.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Dr. Hibbert.

 

[OilerBuck]

Al Gore invented Doctorbs...

 

[scUM Buster]

Al Gore invented tibor75 (In a porta-potti)

 

[scarletngrey11]

Al Gore invented the indoor shitter.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented the phrase "Merry Christmas......SHITTER'S FULL!!"