Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented Robert Downey, Jr., Anthony Michael Hall, Andrew McCarthy, Emilio Estevez, Jon Cryer, Judd Nelson, Ally Sheedy, Molly Ringwald, Rob Lowe, and Jami Gertz.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al Gore invented the Brat Pack

 

[Thump]

Al Gore invented the dumbass Billy Packer.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, The Pick-up Artist, etc. etc. ad nausaum.

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented two people replying at the same time and fuckin' up the rhythm.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented the rhythm method.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented having lots of kids (like me).

 

[CausticMick]

Al Gore invented tricycle motors.

 

[IronBuckI]

Al gore invented vicious cycles

 

[vrbryant]

Al Gore invented eating disorders.

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[Piney]

Al Gore invented Chili's Baby Back Ribs!

 

[scarletandgrey]

Al Gore invented Baby got Back by Sir Mix alot

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented the movie Bringing Up Baby.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented giving the baby a bath.

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented putting your kids in cages