Al Gore invented... merged threads!

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented Sharks.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented surfing.

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented "Yikes!!!"

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented yikes stripes, fruit stripe gum

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented "Big League Chew".

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

Al Gore invented Chewbaca

 

[gotwoody]

al gore invented chewing tobacco

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented whacky tabacky

 

[Bucktastic]

Al Gore invented Ricky Williams.

 

[gotwoody]

AlGore invented dumbasses

 

[BB73]

Al Gore invented the Heisman Trophy

 

[GoBucks89]

Al Gore invented stupid scUM players who pose for the trophy after scoring against their hated arch-rival knowing it's their last opportunity to shine before they embark on a short and mediocre pro career.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Al gore invented trophy wives

 

[ScriptOhio]

Al Gore invented in April 1993 star forward Chris Webber and his University of Michigan teammates returned to the NCAA national championship after losing in 1992. With 11 seconds left in the game and Michigan well-positioned to tie or go ahead, Webber called a time-out - a good idea, but for one small problem: Michigan had no time-outs left. North Carolina promptly sank two technical foul shots, and Michigan lost the championship. Again.

 

[iambrutus]

al gore invented seeing webber in an airport and giving the time-out sign to him